Jack Tarr

#nffc

[Jack Tarr @jacktarr1]

On days like this, I channel my inner Thumper

[Rewild Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌳 @RewildScotland]

“My daddy who shot for Oxford you know had to have his pistols put in a locked box because of one wee murder in Scotland.” He is referring to the mass murder of 16 five year olds and a teacher.

[Alan Bradley @AlanBradleyTram]

@LeeAndersonMP_ @Nigel_Farage Looks like it's going to be a two horse race between a comedy candidate dressed in a ridiculous outfit, who doesn't really care about the constituents and is only in it for the attention.

Versus Count Binface.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Yorkshire girl @helloKi30596224]

This might seem like a game to you. My daughter has leukemia. She is absolutely dependent on the NHS.
'Journalists' paving the way for a Reform government, whilst this Labour government is committed to preserving it, stops me sleeping at night.

[Cricketopia @CricketopiaCom]

Lara v Warne - An intense battle

Brian Lara walked in with the score at 43/2, and by the time he departed, the West Indies had taken control of the match.

His innings unfolded like a masterpiece: the first fifty came in two hours, the next in little over an hour, before he launched a stunning assault on Shane Warne, smashing 26 runs off just 14 balls in a breathtaking finish.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I’ll be all over the Farage £5 million donor story as soon as I’ve finished investigating allegations that Starmer owes a mate 22p for a Mars bar he bought him in 1987.”

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Great to see Russell Brand at the London Marathon

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

@EricTrump Twat.

[Jack Tarr @jacktarr1]

@DaveHo1mes The most level headed and consistent Forest pundit on here, unfollowed loads during the bedwetting of this season.

[ALeftyLawyer @ALeftyLawy]

@MrHarryCole You have to wonder why you repeat Trump's nonsense as if they are words of great wisdom rather than the rantings of a Putin loving; self enriching; moral vacuum who has abused our country, our troops (and the Pope...)

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

James Anderson says he 'hated every minute' of playing in the Hundred last year 👀

[Bob Bamber is Bazball @CricketFanBob]

Listening to Key's podcast on Sky. My head is on mars.

Questioning so far decent from Atherton and Hussain, Key's first reaction, "Nice start"

They're not your mates Rob, at least not in this setting. Just because you employ yes men doesn't mean they are

[Ryan Yates @RattledByRyan]

Yes! ❤️ #nffc

[S 🇩🇰 @asyouwereS6]

Meanwhile Sheffield Wednesday will be docked another FIFTEEN points by the EFL next season for **checks notes** not paying £15m to the mental man who ran the club into administration and nearly extinction

[Damien Quirk 🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪🇺🇦 @damienquirk]

@WG_RumblePants I had a word with Elon and he appreciates the damage that the 16.4 is doing to the county season and test summer so agreed to throttle their reach.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

The Clacton Resident's Association attempting to recover their MP from Donald Trump.

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

Sick to death of this cunt lecturing us about hard work. When he was an MEP he was 748th out of 751 for attendance, attended 1 out 42 meetings when he was on the EU fisheries committee, has one of the lowest attendance records in Parliament, and never shows up in his constituency

[Glen Mitchell @GlenMitchell1]

The social media manager at Bedford council deserves a raise.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”