Fat Jack

Pissing excellence since 1992 , Sayian Jedi Master

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

TRUTH.

1. God is real.
2. There are two genders.
3. Human flourishing requires fossil fuels.
4. Reverse racism is racism.
5. An open border is no border.
6. Parents determine the education of their children.
7. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to mankind.
8. Capitalism lifts people up from poverty.
9. There are three branches of the U.S. government, not four.
10. The U.S. Constitution is the strongest guarantor of freedoms in history.

[Boomer Esiason @7BOOMERESIASON]

Daniel Jones is the 1st player in @Giants history with 250 Pass yards, 50 Rush yards, 2 Pass TD and a Rush TD in a GAME. He did this in the 2nd HALF. The only other player to do this in a half since 2000 was Michael Vick at Washington in 2010.#NFL

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

23 years ago today, Mets manager Bobby Valentine was ejected from the game, but came back into the dugout later with a disguise on.

[🦥Jeffro🦥 @JeffreyJativa]

@spittinchiclets Always be Richter's lady liberty mask for me.

[HIPHOP📸IN📸PICTURES™️®️ @allinhiphop]

G-Unit

[Def Jam Recordings @defjam]

“I felt vindicated. I knew I was fucking dope.” - DMX after dropping two #1 albums in the same year 🙏🏾⁠
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[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

Godly skills

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

It’s too easy for McDavid

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

USA and England in the same World Cup group? RUN IT BACK TURBO

[A.J. Passione @apass21]

GOAT #Junior

[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

Praise be to the almighty Bartolo

[New York Mets @Mets]

It’s #NationalHatDay! Which #Mets cap is your favorite?

[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

I’m a funk soul brotha check it out now!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

These jerseys are SEXY.

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[South Park @SouthPark]

It’s a farting rainbow 🌈 💨

[DatPiff @DatPiff]

Happy birthday DMX ❤️

[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

@cheedie2 I know praise the lord

[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

Nuck if you buck

[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

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[Fat Jack @jackthejedi92]

Confucius says “Man with itchy butt hole wake up with stinky finger in morning “....... I have spoken