Jack Thoreson

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

South Park you better work bitch 🤣

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@LawrenceKS_PD Just made it home from my job in one piece, but was amazed at the number of people not using headlights in whiteout conditions.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

This is my first significant winter weather event in #LFK, is this normal?

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Snow storms in Lawrence: A thread.

1. If you're leaving your house because you have to work, just be careful. If you're leaving your house for a mango rhubarb slushee, first of all, gross, second of all, you don't need it.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

I'm on Bluesky!

https://t.co/USDITrFZO8

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up
https://t.co/xhtt993OLJ

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@lazygamereviews I would say some wood grain joke, but I can't think of anything. Glad to see some progress being made for you though!

[Regular Car Reviews @regularcars]

@Tim_Walz It exists. ❤️It’s in Pennsylvania

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@Doomzzg @pcgamer Your own fault for not reading the article and coming off like a colossal douche. He said he had the trees on his property inspected and the two that fell on his house were the strongest ones. Prick.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@bigb Found your gas station in Kansas City!

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@lazygamereviews Glad you're safe and glad to hear things are already in motion on the trees! I've been sending good vibes and thinking good thoughts since I saw your birds/storm stream get cut off that night.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@LukeIsAFineName Watched your bro's live stream the other night until it went offline, saw his tweet he sent out too, and glad to hear they're safe together. Sending good vibes and hoping for more good news for you tomorrow.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@lazygamereviews I'm so sorry you're going through this man, but I'm glad to hear you're safe and your people are safe.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“It’s Pumpkin Spice season”

Midwesterners:

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Jack Thoreson @jackthoreson]

@bigb @IceBorg @AugieFB @GoJacksFB @SDCoyotesFB I have no recollection of this, which bums me out because Royal Fork with The Pride should be a cherished memory.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

“I have concepts of a plan”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘I Taught Tony Hawk How To Land A 900’

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison?

Wow, his pornhub searches are WEIRD.