one day we really need to talk about modern mematic warfare and how the “tel and aviv” or “spiritually israeli” jokes use internet irony to desensitize the public to mass violence, laundering the language of apartheid and genocide into casual, everyday discourse.
beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha
i promise this is unrelated to recent events but cigarettes after sex is one of the most boring bands out there. if you have heard their one song, you know what their entire discography sounds like.
Cows have many of the same emotional qualities as us, some playful, cheeky & outgoing, while others are more sensitive, thoughtful & shy. All are capable of happiness, cows literally jump for joy when given reason to.
women deserve human rights not because we’re “goddesses who create life🥹,” but because we’re humans.
women should be able to show our chests not because they’re “for feeding baybies🥹,” but because they’re a neutral body part just like male chests.