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[J @jackutd7]

@Hayles_101 A totally fair question if you look at the stats

[Ian @IanM1st]

I want an extensive study done on his body and fitness habits when he retires

[UnitedMuppetiers @Muppetiers]

Salah is a great player, but good lord someday you gotta look at that finals record and question just how great.

[ethan 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ethanc1878]

0 goals in 9 matches

they’d be saying he’s underperforming if he was still wearing a red shirt

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[connor owen @ConnorOwen2]

My kids just gone to me “when I grow up can I have cigarettes like you daddy” brought a tear to my eye. Course you can little one we’ll have a fag and a lucky 15 together one day 🥹

[Reece @reecethebrah]

You should not sleep before 2am in your 20s

F*ck all that “circadian health” sh*t

Everything you SHOULD be doing happens from 8pm-2am

-Social life
-Peak creativity
-Manic focus

None of that sh*t happens at 6am

Only acceptable to wake up that early if you’re a 45 yo lawyer.

[Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch_god]

I want to stress that Musk is genuinely using his kid as a human shield.

He wears a Kevlar vest every time he is out in public and makes sure to always carry his kid at his only exposed area (head) when exiting planes, on the tarmac, leaving buildings, anytime he is exposed.

[Shabs @Redbutdred]

31 years married today. I would change it for 1 Champions League.

[Didier Drogba @didierdrogba]

Dear @GalatasaraySK

You know how proud I was to wear the yellow and red jersey and my love for the most decorated club in Turkey!!

We all know how passionate and heated rivalries can be, and I’ve been lucky enough to experience it.

Ive seen the recent comments about Jose Mourinho.
Trust me when I tell you I have known Jose for 25 years and he is not a racist and history (past and recent ) is there to prove it.

Let’s focus on our games, support our brilliant lions and let’s win the league to get close to our 5 ⭐️

How can my “Dad” be a racist 🤷🏾‍♂️
Come on guys

💛❤️
⭐️⭐️⭐️…

[J @jackutd7]

@utdAdams He even passes/crosses with a knuckleball, every opp he gets

[J @jackutd7]

@AliceTalksFooty Imagine his output in a competent team, he’d have Balon D’or shouts every year

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

In a leaked email Manchester United CEO threatens staff with the sack if they leak emails and other information.

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

@unitedviewtv @SkySportsNews Why would he?

If I had 70k retards a week complaining about me but constantly giving me money and encouraging others to do the same, I'd keep taking the piss out of them too.

[mario 🇵🇸 @marioo3s]

Ruben Amorim, despite how out of his depth he is, is under no pressure to perform because the people that actually consume football say “give him his players and then he’ll perform.”

Can you imagine a teacher saying “give me my students and then I’ll get them good grades” 😭

[J @jackutd7]

@Muppetiers

[Arron @rr0on]

@FabrizioRomano @MatteMoretto The prophecy shall be fulfilled

[Jake 🇾🇪 @JakeOHare1]

Only United would send scouts to watch a player we sold 6 months ago😂😂

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

Danny Welbeck left a decade ago because he was our worst striker.

A decade on, and at 34 years old he’d comfortably be our best.