Jackie Schultz

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[Sarah @sarahcorneyy]

me trying to figure out how ticketmaster wasn’t prepared for the demand for Taylor Swift tickets when they sent out the codes themselves to control a certain amount of people entering the presale #TheErasTour

[MeghanAgain⛓️🌸🍉 @strressed]

im gonna jump off a fucking cliff

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[jessie @lovelyackles_]

so no one was going to tell me mamma mia was on peacock and i can watch it whenever i want ?!?

[Destiny. 🩵 @autumnarrives]

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

[nuevo @nuevothato]

Y’all remember that story of a gent who cheated and his girl and she deleted his thesis from his laptop? 😭😭😭

[Akeria The SCARLET WITCH Davenport @A_doubleC_D]

I’ll sit this right here

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Today’s cover of The New York Times Sunday Review

[Jon Bershad @JonBershad]

“We can’t ban guns. People will just get them illegally.”
- a person fine with banning abortions

[Howard Luck @pheenoh]

This is the greatest email I’ve ever received

[Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS @panagis21]

Daughter told me a boy asked her out in school.

Me: What did you say?

8 yo: I said I can speak 3 languages and was the lead in my camp’s play. What can he offer.

Me: 😳

[jeremy @wisewordswithjp]

oui oui yesterday i had little croissant and too much coffee and so i had a … how you say … panique attaque

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

ok but in the interest of fairness, if you are gonna outlaw a girl hobby (abortion), you need to also outlaw a guy hobby (maybe golf? misogyny w the boys?)

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women