Jacob Cross

@jacob_d_cross

Bowhunter. Planning Board member. Bitcoin Maxi. Constitutional Conservative. Poker reg.

Windham, NH

Joined December 2011

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依

@japan_nobunaga

20 days ago

In America I was taken to a warehouse called Costco. At the door, a woman checked my friend's membership card. At last, I thought. A checkpoint. A travel pass. Finally, this country has proper gate protocol. Inside, the ceiling was so high that weather felt possible. They sell mayonnaise in containers I would describe as architectural. Forty-eight eggs at once. Trousers next to televisions next to a kayak. Old women stood at small stations, handing out free food on toothpicks. I asked my friend when the festival ends. He said, "It's Tuesday." The festival does not end. The festival is the store. Then he bought me a hot dog and a soda. It cost one dollar and fifty cents. I assumed I misheard. I checked the receipt. One dollar. Fifty cents. The price has not changed since 1985. I was alive in 1985. Everything I have purchased since then has betrayed me at least once. Gasoline. Rent. Rice. All of them broke their word. The hot dog did not. I asked how this is possible, and I received a story I did not believe until I confirmed it. The founder, before he stepped down, told the next chief what would happen if he ever raised the price of the hot dog. He said, and this is recorded history: "If you raise the price, I will kill you." Scholars believe he was joking. The price has not moved in forty years. I leave the conclusion to you. At the exit, a man checked our receipt and drew one line across it with a highlighter. A seal. A magistrate's signature, approving safe passage. I bowed to him slightly. He said, "Have a good one," which I now understand can refer to a day, a life, or a hot dog, depending on need. In my country, we honor merchants who keep the same price for generations. There is a shop in Kyoto four hundred years old. We treat it as a national treasure. Costco is forty years old and sells tires. Give it time. Empires fell. Currencies died. The hot dog holds. A nation is its promises. I paid one dollar and fifty cents. The promise held.

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Richard “Beebo” Russell

@proverbs_14_23

21 days ago

Not a day goes by that I am not reminded of a famous study where men and women were forced to play a card game against an opponent. Their opponent then either cheated and stole money from the subjects; or cooperated and played fairly. Afterwards, the men and women were strapped into an FMRI, and watched as their prior opponent received a painful electric shock. For men, the brain produced an empathic response when the honest opponent was shocked. But it produced no empathy, and in fact showed signs of a pleasure when the cheater was shocked. Their empathy was conditional on how the opponent behaved. But for women… The brain produced an empathic response for both types of opponents. It didn’t matter if they had been cheated by them prior, they wanted to alleviate everyone’s suffering regardless. This is their greatest asset, it is the feminine divine. It is the reason why a mother’s love is unconditional. It’s also the reason why you will be stabbed to death in a Walmart parking lot by a borderline retarded Haitian with 73 prior convictions.

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