Jake

@myfollowers none of you deserve me

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MICharters @MISenate @MIHouseDems

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MICharters @MISenate @MISenDems @MI_Republicans @MIHouseDems

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@ScottiePippen @elonmusk If he played starters minutes, definitely 0 championships.

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@CodifyBaseball No sport translates worse to tv. The game should be filmed from behind the plate. So much is lost in the moment it takes to switch the camera from cf to home to track a batted ball. Also so often when there’s a play at the plate you don’t even see the runner until the last second

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MICharters @MISenate @MISenDems @MI_Republicans @MIHouseDems Fart noise

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@EliotHiggins He’s gonna see this and think he looks awesome

[Sean C. @MikesLargestSon]

#OlympicGames

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@GottliebShow You’re a fucking joke Doug Gottlieb

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@BrightInsight6 There’s actually not even enough here to call it a coincidence, so in a way you’re right.

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@eyeballslicer You know his wife is like ok great I guess I’ll just do all the household tasks while you go buy one envelope

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@drunkbuster @Graham_Couch Don’t show what happens next

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MikesLargestSon Only the ones who knew me in the 80s. Back in my blonde days.

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MikesLargestSon Actually we talked it over and I now think she’s overly negative about Laurelai’s parenting

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MikesLargestSon I think she’s right!

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

I can’t believe this tournament was invented by tru tv just for the sole purpose of promoting their hit show impractical jokers

[Climate Justice Alliance (CJA) 🌻 @CJAOurPower]

.@JoeBiden approved the Willow project in the Arctic, which has been estimated to produce 287 million tons of carbon dioxide and cause nearly $20 billion in climate change-related damages. 🤬

🤨 This was @JoeBiden when he wanted our votes:

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@CodifyBaseball The default camera angle should be behind the plate! No more delay on balls in play when they change cameras! Get to watch fielders first steps!

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@MikesLargestSon Secrets out

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@yusseff305 Con quien está jugando Yera?

[Jake @Jacob_E45]

@VijaiRajpal @TomisCrowley I need more of this!