Not Jacob Rees-Mogg

Not the Conservative MP for North East Somerset.

Parody. Duh.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

The UK would not have been able to have its third wave of Covid this summer without leaving the EU and the clutches of it's incompetent vaccination programme.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

This is an outrage.

[Ian @biscuitsgod]

If the new lorry park in Kent can be called the Farage Garage, can the portaloos all be called the Jacob Rees-Bog ?

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

Caring for your child is obviously reasonable. Surely any parent of a three year old would want to ensure they are safe at all times by taking them for a drive when unsure of their eyesight.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@MarkFrancois12 @realDonaldTrump We're not supposed to say the R word

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

Of course she shouldn't

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

I do think that Conservative MPs and soon to be ex-MEPs like @DanielJHannan should be blocking people who call out the things they say.

Democracy cannot be served if people are opposing politicians.

[Ian @biscuitsgod]

When politicans don't like being held to account

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@drphilhammond @MattHancock We are going to deliver on our promise to increase A&E waiting times to the highest they have ever been. Record A&E waiting times is a personal goal of ours.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

I was out with a friend at an Italian bistro in the centre of Grimsby and a young guy on the next table says to his girlfriend "The thing with #Boris is that he is going to keep up the Brexit uncertainty and strip workers of their employment rights"

A good point, I thought.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@drphilhammond @Jacob_Rees_Mogg This is good news.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@TheMehOffice I had to change from Jacob Rich-Smug to Not Jacob Rees-Mogg, because there were people who were confused.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

This is mildly amusing. It reminds me of Eton. Except instead of a chicken costume, he'd he completely naked. And his head would be dunked into the toilet.

But quite similar.

[Bec @RebeccaCait04]

@LeaveEUOfficial @Xavier_Bettel

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@MarkFrancois12 How negotiations would look with me in charge.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@BorisJohnson_MP When you have delivered Brexit, and I don't need to report all my money on my tax returns, will you please leave my town?

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

When a party has just discarded parliament, it is perhaps unsurprising initial efforts to establish an alternative are somewhat rudimentary.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

It's a shame that my support for a man convicted for fiddling his MPs expenses didn't help him secure victory over the Liberal Democrats.

It's time we left the corrupt EU, and concentrated on corruption in Westminster.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@MadeleinaKay Hmmn, a read of his timeline suggests some kind of misunderstanding. He seems to be a rabid remoaner and supporter of your cause.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

There's only room for one gimp in Somerset.

https://t.co/OxLctpZdhS

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Whereas I have Gerald Batten disease. Please give generously.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@SPascoalLima @BorisJohnson You have to love that bus though, really.

[Not Jacob Rees-Mogg @jacob_rich_smug]

@MarkFrancois12 I one saw one at South Mimms services whilst allowing my horses to take a break from drawing my carriage. I put my widge in it and it just blew piss around the room. I'm not sure I'm ready for the self service urinal yet.