Jake Bennett

Texas born and raised. Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box!

Retweet to win.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

The greatest Uncle Mike play ever

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

World Series Champions, baby.

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

1. Verlander and Framber kinda got wrecked
2. Altuve, our lead off man, is hitless in the ALDS
3. Astros lead ALDS 2-0

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

You know Carlos is sitting in that TBS studio watching this, and wishing he took the $160M over five years Crane offered him.

[Nick Schwager @nick__schwager]

Arian Foster was that guy in Houston.

[Jay Slone @JaySlone15]

I won’t ever let this video die. Strong words from @inkyjohnson that I connect with deeply! I don’t care what I do in life, I’ll have this mentality!

[Jake Bennett @jacobbennett52]

@TheRealJORME Less respect now*

[AJ Hoffman @AJIsTheReal]

Trump is a useless asshole.

Pelosi is a useless asshole.

Both these things are true and can be true separate from each other.

Basically. All politicians are useless assholes.

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning, Houston!

[Girth Hinrich @MegaWuBanga]

It’s really fuck the Texans until they get rid of Bill O’Brien. I don’t know when the season will start, but they will get not devote anything to them til he’s gone. I’ve supported them enough.

[JORME @TheRealJORME]

@HoustonTexans owner is a disgrace

[Bags4HoF @Bags4HoF]

The #Falcons & #Rams are paying Todd Gurley a combined $11MM in '20.

The #Texans, alone, are paying David Johnson $11.2MM in '20. And traded Deandre Hopkins for the privilege.

Let that sink in. Or, better yet: don't. Go be a fan of a more competent NFL team. Life is too short.

[D-Texan @dtexanz]

Who did this?

[Girth Hinrich @MegaWuBanga]

Cal McNair, wake up you bitch

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

BREAKING: The #HoustonTexans new official logo!

[Ari Alexander @KPRC2Ari]

Randall Cobb is a terrific #3 receiver.

Randall Cobb is NOT an acceptable replacement for DEANDRE HOPKINS.

[🚧🚧 @HtOwNzKiNG713]

The way you show Cal McNair is with ur money. Cuz if you still continue to fill out NRG he not gonna be in no hurry to improve the product. Those bums don’t deserve ur money. I’m not here to say how to spend y’all shit. Just know I’m not supporting that shit show at the moment