Jacob Cassel

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

Everything we call civilization was invented in the last 500 generations—way too short a time for our bodies and brains to re-optimize. We're a bunch of forest primates in a totally unnatural environment, trying our little best. Someone needs to give our species a hug.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Kevin Hart’s impression of Bron had JR rolling 🤣

(via #ColdAsBalls | @LOLnetwork) https://t.co/MSYRgihpEf

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Big congrats to all the people giving up on their New Years resolutions right around now. As Jean-Paul Sartre reminds us, allowing past decisions to control our actions is a bad faith denial of our transcendent radical freedom,

[Jacob Cassel @jacobcassel_]

I will invent a beer and call it "draft punk"

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when old town road goes diamond i’m sending all my followers a copy of phineas & ferb season 3 on blu ray

[Jacob Cassel @jacobcassel_]

if anyone has an issue with me wearing primary colored champion hoodies all the time, come talk to me during my office hours

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

John Mayer covering Small Worlds makes me happy https://t.co/PSznDeow9H

[Jacob Cassel @jacobcassel_]

@SincerelyRW 😭

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Geopolitics in the Middle East is complicated. Who is our friend? Who is our enemy? Why? One convenient hack to figure it out is to just look up which countries have McDonald's in them.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Aaron Nola's curveball is both the cause and cure to all things evil.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I Might Need Security

[John Foley @2008Philz]

5.2.2008

Phillies 6 - Giants 5 in 10.

Highly recommend watching this with the sound on.

[Jacob Cassel @jacobcassel_]

My Friends Are Intelligent And Inspiring @kanyewest

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

I watch this video of Chance's verse Kanye didn't include on Famous at least once a week

[Young Purple 🏁 @JoeyPurps]

When Darwin wrote the descent of man he mentioned survival of the fittest twice he mentioned the word love 98 times

[Niko Amory @nikoamory]

Very happy to announce that I have committed to continue both my education and baseball career at Marist College! #GoRedFoxes

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

This kid is an absolute inspiration