Jacob Chapman

Professional audio engineer. Amateur bird photographer. Hobbyist nerd.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Can't believe I'm one of these angry millennials on this stupid website

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

The free market was gettin a lil too woke over here y'all. Gotta regulate that.

[Will Ainsworth @willainsworthAL]

The Alabama Senate passed a bill today that requires governments to invest taxpayer dollars based on what brings the largest return on investment not crazy liberal social agendas based on woke policies. The anti-ESG bill ensures the interest of AL taxpayers are always protected.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Actions speak louder than words, so lead by example. Pass common-sense gun legislation NOW.

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

This morning, I grieve with the people of Dadeville and my fellow Alabamians. Violent crime has NO place in our state, and we are staying closely updated by law enforcement as details emerge.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

bout to set a new PR on how many newspaper articles I can read all the way to the end without getting distracted.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Maybe, perhaps just maybe, billionaire egomaniacs don't make for great leadership. Maybe gross wealth isn't the solution to complex problems. 🤔

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Everyone decrying NPR's federal funding in the replies have obviously never listened to public radio during pledge drive season.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

Being overworked and underpaid isn't something to be proud of.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@how_to_vote @ComplexlyMedia the sample ballot link at https://t.co/J0TjwdxOc4 leads to the incorrect ballot page (2020 General Election). The correct 2022 Midterms sample ballot page is at https://t.co/evG5ztlgUS. Thanks for being a helpful resource for Alabamians!

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@spamzx @aaronrgillespie @UnderoathBand @Revolvermag @wschamberlain @timmctague @ChrisUnderoath @Granatee My flamin' hot take is that I want to walk down to my local record shop @verticalhouse and buy this record for $28 and enjoy one of my all-time favorite records.

Instead, UO released yet another (as aaron noted) super-limited release, and this time it comes with a bonus gimmick!

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@spamzx @aaronrgillespie @UnderoathBand @Revolvermag @wschamberlain @timmctague @ChrisUnderoath @Granatee 500 people got a physical copy. It sold out in a couple of hours. This release only makes the secondary market worse for all the fans who just want to support the band and buy the record.

The NFT shtick is dumb but it isn't even my biggest gripe here.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@aaronrgillespie @UnderoathBand @Revolvermag @wschamberlain @timmctague @ChrisUnderoath @Granatee brother, I love this album so much; I'm saying this with all due respect for you and the band. It inflates the price for no added value for your fans. This limited-edition bronze/silver/gold thing only exists to stoke FOMO. It's shameless. None of it is about the music.

[ENCHILADA BLACK BEAR @PoliteYoungBear]

Roll Tide. #RollTide

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@NPWhite717 Hummingbirds migrate across the entire Gulf of Mexico every fall. Those tiny wonders load up on sugar and fly across the Gulf with their tiny hearts beating 1000 times/minute. His whole creation is unimaginable.

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

I'm emotionally exhausted. If you're hurting today, you are not alone. I'm on your team.

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

In its outrageous decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS has abandoned a 50-year precedent and the will of 70% of the American people to impose one of the worst contractions of freedoms in modern US history. https://t.co/629HPEIy5L

[Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen]

ANNNND, the last day to support the FUTURE ME PROBLEMS campaign is TODAY!

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

@aryst0krat @JPexMachina @jephjacques The weird A is for Arturia

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Give us Cincinnati 😤 #RollTide

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Now That's What I Call Defense 2021 #RollTide

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

Roll Tide for having a good kicker. #RollTide

[Jacob Chapman @jacobchapman]

That Bryce Young "made ya look" point on the run lol