Jacob Graddy

Proud owner of one goldfish, Harold. Doesn't know how to snap, but is willing to learn.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Do y’all remember how someone made an entire musical performance about Shia Labeouf being a cannibal living in the woods? Or was that my own crazy fever dream?

[Tony @purbrooktony]

Who wants a laugh? ...This still makes me cry every time I watch it! 😂😂😂

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Old people who respond “that’s correct” when agreeing with something give me joy. Like thank you Joan i needed that validation

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

You will never convince me that CGI is better than practical effects

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Remember when a face mask was just something you used to get clear skin?

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

When does this “anxiety” thing start to kick in? Cause it’s not at 15,000 unread emails, I’ll tell you that much.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

So..... it tooke me 23 years and 4 episodes into “O.J.: Made In America” to realize why he was nicknamed Juice.

[♈️ @Victorie_____]

Please don’t stop talking about Breonna Taylor until justice is served. They broke into her house with no warrant looking for a suspect that was already in custody, murdered her, refused her mother rights to see her body, and are currently on paid leave... I’m really just... wow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Nothing scares me more than the “Damn, I should not have said that” realization.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Is something new happening?! Or do i just have to wait to find out “until tomorrow”

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Say what you want about Covid-19, but traffic has never been better.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Spend as much money as you want on ads. I will still NEVER use “quibi” as slang for minutes

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

@Romanram0s If he’s not playing a kid fighting monsters I’m not here for it

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Yall I gotta be honest. Finn Wolfhard is starting to get a bit overrated

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

@Tom

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Just watched @rickygervais opening for some dumb award show. Not only did he kill it, but if you watch the stars in the audience to see who laughs or doesn't, you can tell who the douchebags really are. #MostAre #GoldenGlobes

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Ricky Gervais should win an Oscar for his golden globe intro alone.

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

PSA Hollywood, don’t cast old actors to play their younger selves. CGI can’t hide 40 years

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

If Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp had a love child, it would be Colin Farrell

[Jacob Graddy @jacobe_graddy]

Some people say I have a terrible memory, but I just say my life is full of surprises.