Jacob Faltemier

will you go penguin sledding with me?

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[The Timeless Traveler 🇺🇸 @TimelessTrvlr]

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

If your favourite show is made by Apple, you never have to be worried about it getting cancelled. There could be three people watching and they’d still finish off the story

[Office of Nuclear Energy | US Department of Energy @GovNuclear]

The United States needs to deploy advanced reactors, and we need to do it FAST.

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I miss my good friends dunk and egg a lot

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: After 48 years of travel, NASA 's Voyager 1 is nearing one light-day from Earth, almost 16 billion miles away.

A proud milestone for humanity, and a humbling reminder of how small we are in an infinite universe.

[Tyler Shoemaker @TShoeIndex]

“It’ll be called college football. The games will be primarily on Saturdays, so the sport can be properly observed when most people are off work that day and the next.”

“Even the semifinals and championship, sir?”

“Of course not! The semifinals will be Thursday and Friday, while the championship will be on a Monday.”

[rachel (is sending love and warmth your way) @rachelclif]

marriage is just a very long conversation

marry the person you can and want to

a) talk to every day
b) talk to more than anyone else
c) talk about everything with

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[Andrew Côté @Andercot]

The US Navy has managed a total of 273 nuclear reactors, 6200 reactor-years, over 177 million miles, averaging 4 new reactors per year over 70 years.

They have done this with a perfect safety record.

Zero accidents.

Zero injuries, zero deaths, zero environmental pollution.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Hugh Jackman finally nailed his jump rope choreography in ‘FROM NEW YORK, WITH LOVE’, and his reaction is everything.

[Jacob Faltemier @jacobfaltemier]

What about catching elves on Macintosh?

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Are you this old?

[fawn 😸 @oscatprrastri]

f2 the movie

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

Naples can’t be described! ⚽️🏆

Napoli is Napoli
It’s Scudetto
It’s heart
It’s team
It’s fire
It’s Maradona forever 🩵🤍

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

The single greatest skill you can develop is the ability to stay in a great mood in the absence of things to be in a great mood about.

[Cultured Crusader @CatholicXenu]

People are playing Oblivion and watching Revenge of the Sith...

Welcome back, mid 2000s

[alfie @alfienxo]

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years

[varifrank @varifrank]

"Why are Americans obsessed with Air Conditioning?"

[Jonathan Rizk @OfficialRizk]

Mr. Milchick but I made it Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show…