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official sad boi since 2003. just a fella who loves to rant about things out of his control

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When Serge Aurier sees David Luiz in the tunnel

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Bruh

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

TAKE A BOW, POCH 🇺🇸

Mauricio Pochettino becomes the USMNT's all-time winningest coach at the World Cup 👏

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#FreddyFiles

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A second Jalen has hit baby names

[Zito @_Zeets]

Brunson is about to be the cause of even more racially ambiguous children named Jalen. This is like a second meteor strike after the Jalen Rose one.

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We got Backyard Baseball before GTA VI

[IGN @IGN]

Watch the cinematic trailer for the brand-new Backyard Baseball video game! With enhanced gameplay, new modes (like online multiplayer!), and all the humor & charm of the original, get ready to play like a kid on July 9th!

Presented by @_BackyardSports

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese.

(Source: https://t.co/eFjZZWQsMN)

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@TallentSam @NorthernIion_LP

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@4NGELWING

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@OleTimeHardball

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@roootaaaaa @mtvsthewrld_

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@MMAREADS @WonderbreadMMA I mean Derek Fisher lost to Matt Barnes in a fight once lol

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@MMAREADS @WonderbreadMMA By your logic, Derek Fisher is a hall of famer with his 5 NBA Titles and 18 years in the league

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@WonderbreadMMA Incorrect take. HOF doesn’t need to be gate-kept as if it’s top 15 GOATs only. Becoming a champion at all, and having a decently long career in the UFC, is most certainly HOF worthy.

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@SickosCommittee A small town of 300,000 people lol

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@CbbReview @GWU_MBK Were you drunk when you wrote this admin

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

We are devastated to hear about the passing of John Sterling, a WFAN and Yankees radio icon whose voice was synonymous with an entire generation of Yankee fandom.

Rest in peace, John ❤️

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@NBCSportsSoccer Bruh that’s literally impossible

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LeBron is truly the greatest of all time

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@TheDunkCentral @realapp I’ve never heard of this man in my life

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@WrestleFeatures If you know you know

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@pugmane Baby Jane Doe was the sled all along