Jacob Kutchback

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Tell your daughter to meet me in the A gap.

You’ll be pushing her in a wheelchair for the next 5k she participates in.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

safe travels back to cLeveland

[RobnCypress @robncypress]

Well, Justin Verlander would like to have a word.
2x WS
3 No-Hitters
3x Cy Young
9x All Star

#Ready2Reign
#Astros

[KingofJUCO @KingofJUCO]

Since the cheating scandal in 2017 the Astros have been,

2018 lost in ALCS
2019 lost in World Series in gm 7
2020 lost in ALCS in gm 7
2021 lost in World Series
2022 one game away from winning the World Series

Maybe they’re just like really fucking good?

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

The wildest IG post ever 💀

[Shaun White @shaunwhite]

Thank you, snowboarding.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

JOEY B. THE TRUTH.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to Houston

[Beignet Boy⚜️ @_joshisking]

Damn Ida slept the P.F. Chang’s horse wtf

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This picture is going around and I was struck by the fact that several of them were not even 21

[Tyler Cardon @TyCardon]

That’s a wrap, folks. 106% of Americans have been vaccinated. Good work.

[Edward Stockwell @EdwardStockwell]

You never see these kings advertise. Just content to be in their own space, forever waging a cold war against each other with no shifting front lines. Respect.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The utter ingratitude with which so many Americans treat the gift they have been given in living in the United States is truly appalling.

[Joshua Cerda @JoshCerda4]

Bro how do people get pulled over just keep driving

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Although I believed it was possible, I can’t believe this happened 👍

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Anything I want to spend money on is infrastructure.

Anything I don't want to spend money on is Russian disinformation.