NemoHoes

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

How am I gonna spend 5 hours painting the outdoor pool for the wind to blow over a full tin of yellow paint. Cunt

[James Parker @panoparker]

Things the government uses our money for:

- £369 million paint job for Buckingham Palace
- £ 10 billion on a track and trace system that doesn’t work
- £80 million to repair Big Ben

Things the government won’t use our money for:

- Feeding starving children

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

As if 4 of my 5 housemates had sex in my bed before I’ve even moved in, the disrespect is off the charts

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

Gonna give my kid a clan tag on his birth certificate

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

@Billy_Savage @CallofDuty @Treyarch Looks very decent tbf

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

Being this age during the 90s rave scene would’ve been madness tbf

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

Today is not a good day, dad ate my bacon the dickhead

[nyla @nylaabell]

So the police are giving him an order not go towards him. He then proceeds to walk towards them while carrying his AR-15. Somehow the police are not feeling threatened by this action. This is white privilege.

[Rob Howlett @bigbob_90]

The greatest tiktok there ever was make @jacobmoreman work be appreciated spread the love 🤓🤣 #tiktok

[🇰🇪 @MrLewisVuitton]

Weeks of clapping now pree the comments 😂

[izzy @izzaych]

never just a few drinks anymore is it

[Sam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sam_LUFC__]

This is an absolute cinematic masterpiece: the visuals, the sound, the push, the throw, the hit, the celebration everything is perfect

[Megs 💫 @megxraw]

What’s that? U took 3 hours to reply? Hahahahaha right watch me wait a whole 3 seconds then

[Blitt @Blitttt]

Possibly the greatest gulag I've ever witnessed

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

@Billy_Savage @JmeBBK You’re that shit you can’t even use it ;)

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

@SamFlowerss Sorry my tweets aren’t political enough for you Sam ;)

[NemoHoes @jacobmoreman]

Months of no McDonald’s and people’s first orders are fish o fillets and veggie dippers?🥴 stop wasting space in the drive through queue