jacob

Queen Elizabeth II’s Biggest Fan

[jacob @jacobmsparks]

:’)

[. @SuiNeltwork]

due to the coronavirus outbreak, we are declaring a state of emergency. we will be closed until further notice. in the interim, we are offering a delivery service where a guy in a hazmat suit comes to your house, explains splash mountain to you and then sprays you with a hose.

[Anna Catherine @_annacatee]

an update on how life at home is going:

the local piggly wiggly DOES NOT HAVE COLD BREW.

[The Auburn Plainsman @TheAUPlainsman]

Holding good thoughts for Georgia student photographer injured at Jordan-Hare.

[jacob @jacobmsparks]

@mikaylasburns “Does anyone have a Hydro Flask? I need to take a picture of it.”
-Mikayla Burns, multiple occasions

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Found in the archives...

[jacob @jacobmsparks]

@kaleykolakowski @Delta you could have stopped at “we love a @Delta flight crew”

[jacob @jacobmsparks]

happy first day of class :’)

[AU Campus Safety @AuburnSafety]

Attention: Please be aware that there was a small grease fire at the Student Center. The fire has been extinguished and there are no ongoing hazards; however, the area should be avoided until the building has been ventilated.

[mikayla burns @mikaylasburns]

Everyone is sharing this article from Auburn University being SO excited that Auburn is #1 for "Happiest Students" by the Princeton Review's 2020 best colleges, BUT there is a huge issues here, people. https://t.co/PriH3jkFPj

[Karan 🐉 @KarannnnK]

Next semester has been stressful

[Lily Jackson @lilygjack]

When Leath was first hired, a well-respected faculty member had one thing to say amid the hundreds of things being said already.

"He doesn't fit the 'Auburn Mold.' He won't last."

Auburn is a strange breed. We'll see if the next sucker can shake it.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

#MoonLanding #Apollo11

[Ottilia Anna MaSibanda @MaS1banda]

Serena:
Australian 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
French 🏆🏆🏆
Wimbledon 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
US 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Olympics 🏆 (🏆🏆🏆 for doubles with Venus)

Andy:
Wimbledon 🏆🏆
US 🏆
Olympics 🏆🏆

Thanks 🙂

[Bored Panda @boredpanda]

People Are Posting Photos Of Working Cats (25 Pics) #cats #job
https://t.co/c0CRF3rPWx

[Dee @dee_ford]

News of my arrival is purely coincidental. 😂

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“It’s not what it looked like, I swear”
https://t.co/QfsQ33NbS0

[Jess Whdddn @Whdddn]

rlly need to get my life together but rlly don’t want to