Jake Da Snake

I don’t apologize for none of this shit

[AmericanDad @AmericanDadLive]

How Amazon actually delivers your package.

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

Sending risky texts at 9:30 AM, who do I think I am

[still halal @halaIboy]

i be smacking the shit out of watermelons at the grocery store don’t even know what i’m doing

[Malcolm Jerod @MalcolmJerod]

The news: There’s a category 17 hurricane heading straight for Florida!!

Floridians:

[jay @fatherjstn]

me driving home from work knowing i’m only going home to eat and sleep just so I can do it all over again tomorrow

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

I came here to chew bubble gum and eat ass, and I’m all outta bubble gum...

[ugly crying @ug1ycrying]

Kinda rude how all the other animals can fuck outside but when I do it it’s “indecent exposure” 😒

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

when she asks if you have any sex toys

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

I love strippers way to much

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

Y’all some snitching ass hoes 😂

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

You know who you are 💔

[karl pulvermuller @mudup_shutup]

You don’t know heart break till you go to get on Netflix and realize the person who’s Netflix you been bumming off cancelled there account 😭

[Clifford @cliffordoneall]

when the Netflix movie is finally over and it's time to fuck

[Jake Da Snake @jacobmusic97]

Arrest me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[coca @clawdez]

lets make it illegal for men to nut in under 5 minutes

[KAY @sweatpantskay]

“disappointed, but not surprised” has been my biggest mood this year.