Jacob Powers

I’m basically a professional comedian without the professionalism... and comedy

[Jacob Powers @JacobPowers2]

I've walked through fire for people who wouldn't even give me water

[MLB @MLB]

Twins will reportedly call up INF Kaelen Culpepper, Minnesota's No. 2 and @MLBPipeline's No. 29 overall prospect, per multiple reports including MLB's @JonathanMayo.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Torii Hunter

That guy rocked.

[NFL @NFL]

Steelers, RB Rico Dowdle agreed to terms on a two-year, $12.25 million deal. (via @TomPelissero)

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Michael Pittman is being traded to the Steelers.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

As someone works in human rights, I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my 15-year career

Raped
Cannibalized
Trafficked
Filmed
Terrorized
Tortured
Murdered
13, 14, 15 year children

ZERO arrests

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now

[Jules @JulianeWriter]

Ghislane Maxwell's dad published our school textbooks, an Epstein associate took our school pictures, her sister's company sends Amber alerts to our phones, everybody sprayed aerosolized Wexner products all over themselves. The rot is deep.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

They kidnapped and arrested President Maduro from a DIFFERENT COUNTRY but they have not arrested a single pedophile from Epstein’s client list within the country, huh?

[Ben Swann @BenSwann_]

10 years ago Pizzagate was by far the number one trending topic on twitter, but the claim of pedophile elites who preyed on children was so insane that Pizzagate was shrugged off as was a wild, fever dream, of a conspiracy theory. But then, just days ago… the largest dump of Epstein files revealed what some of us had been telling you for a decade, that Pizzagate is real. Not that there is a pizza parlor at the center of a child trafficking ring. But child trafficking rings run by some of the most powerful people in the world do exist. Tonight , I want to remind you of what I told you then and compare that to what we have now learned.

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Prince with literally the greatest 'hold my beer' moment of all time.

I'm out of words.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: After a historic 19-season run in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin just informed his team that he is stepping down as the Steelers head coach, sources tell @JFowlerESPN and me.

The Steelers now will be looking for only their fourth head coach since 1969.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time https://t.co/m47fiHMLPA

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Magic Tree House' animated series is in the works

Author Mary Pope Osborne will have creative control of the project

"Finally ... I'm able [to] realize my long-held dream of bringing ‘Magic Tree House’ books to the screen in a way that feels true to their spirit"

(via @Variety)

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.

More on his life and legacy:
https://t.co/8EKMz8SVtM

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 ATTENTION @NFL

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.

Let me get this straight:

Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?

Release the Epstein files.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

The craziest thing isn’t that Charlie Kirk died, or that there’s (very gruesome) footage of him being shot circulating throughout social media.

Instead, the craziest thing to me is that so many “normal” liberals such as teachers, nurses, friends, family members are taking a great deal of joy in Charlie’s death.

I think I dramatically underestimated how ghoulish and evil these people truly are.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

R.I.P. MAC MILLER
7 years ago today 🕊️

Jan 19, 1992 — Sept 7, 2018

[chris p @wggchrisp]

NFL Redzone in 2025