Jacob Saylor

I'm treading water, taking the money, watching her sunset... Well, I'm a writer.
#WhattayaSay in NewYear'sEve. @Abracivefilms

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

There's nothing I hate more than bad analogies. It's like nails on a chalkboard at a School for the deaf

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

Ahhhhhhh

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

NFLPA records show the Browns receiving more than $88 million in total salary-cap credits from 2024 through 2029 due to insurance purchased for Deshaun Watson's injuries. https://t.co/6VAG6s8qGy

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

NFLPA records show the Browns receiving more than $88 million in total salary-cap credits from 2024 through 2029 due to insurance purchased for Deshaun Watson's injuries. https://t.co/6VAG6s8qGy

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@Steven_Hyden One Headlight by his son

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

LeBron can't end up anywhere accept Cleveland-- it's the only place where if he doesn't win another title it doesn't matter. #BelieveLand #prtIII

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@Devan_Kaney More like his wife said: I want to go Taylor Swifts wedding... what's he gonna do, say no?

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

.@GraceSpelman need a deep dive on this when you find the time, if ever please. I'll be waiting

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

Edward Furlong made an album and supposedly the single knocked Whitney Houston off the no. 1 spot in Japan.

Here's the music video you didn't know existed until now

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@hangonsloopy93 What do you find funny?

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@Broadcaster005 They did. They went to the outside deus with the crowd first

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@Wrightreportt It keeps his legacy Cleaner as well

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

*Pretty good

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

How you know it’s really good

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Carmelo Anthony was a volume scorer who played zero defense

but does that mean he should spend 35 years in prison?

yes

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

It's been in front of us the entire time.
Mayor Muslim
PIZZA Guinea
Fans Hesidics
#KnicksinSix

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@tomlinsoncooper Lankersham at "the 5-way."

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@WrestlerHauser Let me know when you're raising cap

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@JaySimsBK @VanLathan

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@VanLathan Fidel Castro

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@Sofia50020Sofia Billy the Kid

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

@EmileHirsch @TaraBull Hirsch Horny on Main

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[Jacob Saylor @jacobsaylor]

Yeah, Mister Dua Lipa for the win

[collin @fiendformojitos]

I also just like how much he looks like Fleming’s drawing of what Bond looks like