Jacob Slucki

Criminal lawyer, sports 'enthusiast' and part time pizza maker (no, seriously...it's true)

[Jacob Slucki @jacobslucki]

Sweet sixteen #Collingwood

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Imagine that…you pitch it up and bowl at the stumps against a number 11 batsman and you get him out #rocketscience #Ashes23 #TheAshes

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Why do the @Channel7 presenters spend so much time talking about themselves? More coverage of the sports and the athletes, please #Birmingham2022

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@Rowlo8 @GuardianAus A little bit of Ziegler grumpiness in there

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First Deano and now Warnie; If you grew up in Victoria in the 80s and 90s, they were your summer (along with Big Merv) - whether it was at the G or in the backyard, their influence on a generation of young cricketers was unimaginable #RIPShaneWarne

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That’s one of the sporting achievements of our lifetime
Satisfying and unifying
#Barty

[Jacob Slucki @jacobslucki]

273…15 short I reckon #BBL11 #Stars #Maxwell

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6/7 in a Boxing Day #Ashes Test - Scott Boland should retire; it’s not getting any better than that #AUSvENG

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New captain - same poor reviews #Ashes #neverlearn

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Merry Ashes to all #festiveseason #Ashes

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Jumping the shark comes to mind #theblockau

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They were some serious rose coloured glasses that Marsh was wearing when asking for that review - wouldn’t have hit a 5th stump #AUSvWI #T20WorldCup

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@fchralph If you didn’t take and post a selfie, have you even been to the gym?

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@vinniemica @AliciaMuling9 @9NewsMelb @Laxy33 Hope they didn’t leave an empty bottle lying around - might not be allowed back

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Gotta say, I reckon @kokeeffe49 tells the joke better than Norm https://t.co/2AIM0QAEeo via @YouTube

[Jacob Slucki @jacobslucki]

@fchralph Been there - used to have a supplier to get my Nando’s rib sauce fix

[Jacob Slucki @jacobslucki]

@AoDespair I’m still trying to work out exactly what a ‘Communist Nazi’ is?

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@rdhinds Which candidate isn’t associated with that? The one who was Vice President or the best friend of the former President? - I think the members are still owed an explanation about how some of those contracts were determined (particularly Beams)

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@jayellcee7791 @rdhinds I’d forgotten about Mitchell’s stint at WCE - Lewis was traded where we are talking about Pendles leaving for nothing aren’t we? Unrestricted free agent - how are we in a better position by letting him go?

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@jayellcee7791 @rdhinds Who with? Hodge was done and was convinced not to retire by Fagan; Mitchell and Burgoyne both retired there - Pendles remains one of our best players. I’m not suggesting he gets a 5 year contract or gets paid like he is 25 but if 1 year is the sticking point, he has earnt it