@dereklipkin Mostly outdated stuff about sleep training and "spoiling" and whatnot, or like obvious stuff, as if I only discovered I had a child this morning and they're the first to tell me how to change a diaper.
When I had a kid, I knew I would be on the receiving end of unsolicited advice from other parents, and for the most part it's been fine, but the amount of advice I'm getting from non-parents is making me feel Actually Insane
2024: Pumpkin Patch (with Annie, Ziggy, Ronan, and Dom). First Halloween with Ronan! Dressing a baby up as a pumpkin is classic so we thought the whole family should get in on it. It was also my father-in-law's first time celebrating Halloween and as you can tell he went subtle.
2023: Ted Lasso and Roy Kent from "Ted Lasso". Spent the evening with me getting recognized by Lasso fans and then I'd go "oh and Roy is here!" and they'd LIGHT UP. I cannot do his accent. Annie crushed hers, though.
ME: Hey what's that thing that doctors call what they do? And lawyers? Like they don't say "I have a lawyer business," they've got their own word for it.
ALLEN IVERSON: Oh I know what you're talking about.