Nancy Pelussy

A pure violation of God’s great creation

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Chick-fil-a worker said pleasure me instead of my pleasure

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

I send my fiancé so many tweets in such a short time that sometimes the app crashes

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Sorry didn't mean to go viral. I hope it doesn't change me

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Fiancé won’t stop complaining about pain in his neck like okayyyy Charlie Kirk 🙄 #freedom

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

This what it feels like to go antiquing and not buy shit coz everything is 75 dollars

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

they should invent a thought that isn’t obsessive or compulsive

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

He was feeling his PUSSSSS omg

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

That’s literally the crew wdym

[New York Post @nypost]

Mystery swirls over missing crew as cops rescue 30-plus cats from abandoned boat https://t.co/RQb79EIfkN

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Went to the End Charli XCX store and my #carddeclined

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Load me up with lard and kill me

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Guys imso drunk in chicango ong I love it #camillocabillo somebody @ her omg q

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Uber had an iPad in it #baby

[i dont have a name @de4dname]

i love seeing a mens butt in some slacks

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Does The Odyssey have boy kissing or am I skipping???

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Saying chat is this real? When my wife hands me the divorce papers

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Call me Tung Tung the way I’m Sahur

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Wish I was munching on big juicy man butt but instead im at this stupid job

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Of course Fatass America would have a virus that prevents us from eating salad

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

Finally got an engraved name tag at work

[Nancy Pelussy @jacobssfiesta]

If I had to guess, I would say 1

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000