Jacob Stephenson

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Honestly who wakes up and says “I think Jarrell Quansah would help England win the World Cup”

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

dalot is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right

[hussein @nxcci_ldn]

Kids used to get Beckham, Ronaldo and R9 trims.

I wanna see everyone at my nephew's school go bald cos of Mbeumo.

[Bastian Schweinsteiger @BSchweinsteiger]

Simply lovely!!! Come on @ManUtd! What a match 💪🏼

[. @CarrickBalll_]

If you put Dalot’s brain in a horse, he would bark.

[angryginge @angryginge13]

Play Tom Heaton i genuinely cba

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

If by chance United are able to do this after Sesko, Mbeumo and Cunha I want to declare publicly that I am ready once again to immerse myself deeply into the delusion that we are winning the league and I am prepared for any heartbreak that could come thereafter

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Hey @NUFC, would be nice if you made a bid for a midfielder.

Preferences:

6'1" or taller
Progressive passer
Press resistant under pressure
Comfortable passing at high-volumes
Versatile: holding or box-to-box
Wins 60% of aerial duels
Powerful ball carrier
Ground-eater

Thanks.

[Matthew McFadyen @_maffoo]

BREAKING: Benjamin Sesko has agreed terms with Newcastle, citing his desire to play with Lewis Hall as a deciding factor.

[United Vault @UtdVault]

Tifo suggestion for the United vs Spurs Europa League Final 😭

Thoughts?

#MUFC #Spurs #MUNATH

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This football club.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

That's the worst performance I've seen from United since they played Wolverhampton Wanderers, last Thursday.

[Fola #EDDIEHOWEOUT @manlikefola_]

Until I see Europa league badge for City chest, with that oh oh oh oh oh anthem on a cold Thursday in Azerbaijan, I’m not moved yet.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

An adored member of the Manchester United family.

We are heartbroken to announce the passing of our beloved Kath Phipps ❤️