jacob thurman

pineapples, parachutes, penguins

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Aragorn at the council: “at least the elves are watching gollum”
Legolas: 😬
#lotr

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Don’t these June bugs know it’s July, geeze

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@mattjdixon You used to be a big music guy

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I like to look at vibrant clothes, then buy black or grey things

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Dream of being almond butter rich

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@trinitytalkpod Plastic cymbals, track music, patriotic songs

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@trinitytalkpod @crossway Deuteronomy and Ephesians

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@trinitytalkpod Relationship advice for matt

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Been saving up the cobwebs around my house all year in preparation for Halloween 🎃

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And when the wind blows and the sky is black, DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! 🦆

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I love that everyday around 12 my coworker says “Man it’s getting hot.” Like it’s a surprise

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Always disappointed when I think I see @mattjdixon driving and it just turns out to be an elderly person

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I like when people say, “I’m not going to lie.” I’m like”oh, thanks”

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I play this game when I go shopping where I’m like, “nah I don’t need a buggy.” Then I struggle to hold the 42 individual things I have for the next hour.

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The coffee that comes out of the little hole on the back of the lid annoys me more than it probably should

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@mattjdixon

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Sometimes I tell people not to talk to me until I've had my coffee, then I just don't drink coffee

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Where are all the baby pigeons?

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@laurahtebazile you can't argue with that mustache, bucket hats are back

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I'm rarely more nervous than I am when I take my first sip of coffee