Jacob

[Dave Davidson @Dave_Revocation]

How to elevate your live show #ProTips

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

dying

[JT | Jerry Teixeira @jerryteixeira]

I was never a gymnast

I was a video game nerd/non athlete in school

I was obese in my mid 20’s

I didn’t start bodyweight training until I was 35yo

Whatever it is you really want to do, I know you can do it

Get started

Lest you take that fear and regret to your grave

[Jacob @jacobvedelsby]

@a_mingst @stclairashley

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@elonmusk American already put a man there 50 years ago when Neal Armstrong and Buzz Peterson visited. That’s why America is the oldest and greatest country on earth, so it’s sad you don’t know that

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Myke C-Town Ⓥ @mykectown]

The older I get the more my heroes die. And given that the vast majority of my heroes are artists (who typically come w a unique set of issues), those deaths seem to come quickly and nonstop. And each death makes me feel older and even closer to death.

I shoulda got into sports.

[Jacob @jacobvedelsby]

@garyvee

[Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen]

The Interstellar remake I never knew I wanted. https://t.co/xDQJGIi5cG

[Jacob @jacobvedelsby]

@Casey That’s alot of fucking

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Everything went to shit after Slayer broke up

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Have you ever met a billionaire? If so, what was it like?

[SivHD @sivhades]

Short people have it too good, when they buy a burger, its practically twice as big, when they buy a house, its practically twice as big, all for the same price >:( we need a short-tax or tall-discount on everything to make it fair bros.

[Nita Strauss Villalta @hurricanenita]

A nice guy working at the grocery store today told Josh and I that I’m too young to be wearing an Alice Cooper shirt

so there’s that 😆

📸 Jan Heesh/ Rock Genuine Magazin

[Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans]

To this day, this is still the single funniest Instagram caption of all time

[Thrash Out @ThrashOutMetal]

Song of the day goes to @DeceitHate with "Prophet of Misery." The old school melodic death metal sound is alive and well here! This is from their new album Forsaken, so check it out while you're at it! Definitely give them a follow and listen below!

https://t.co/SJNkfDE0i8

[Jacob @jacobvedelsby]

@JantzenEmil That’s deep👀

[Hate & Deceit @DeceitHate]

For our Fourth album 'Decade of Apathy' it took a bit of a turn musicly, we embrassed our love for Death Metal we made it groovy, doomy and gloomy! And now we can proudly introduce to you, the opening track: 'Sense of impending doom' https://t.co/5FX1Uabd0y

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

I will defeat Joe Biden in Mario Kart.