jacqueline fisher

she/her. 🌈

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Seeing fall out boy tomorrow for the second time and I know it’s going to even more out of this world

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

me getting stopped by the national guard in the subway station:

[chase @_chase_____]

after u do your laundry u should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. no charge

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Not my family having a convo about what a pay pig is at dinner 😂 never thought I would hear those words come out of my fathers mouth LOL

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Lol my prom date blocked me on Instagram 😂 this has me screaming

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

I turn 31 in six days…. What the fuck

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Why is blowing your nose in public so embarrassing ?? Like everyone does it but I always feel so cringe when I have to

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

I get to meet my nephew tomorrow and I am so excited 🥹

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

@thatonequeen

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Finally did my winger eyeliner PERFECT… so naturally 30 minutes into work I rubbed my eye wiping one side completely off 🙃

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

How dare my bf ask me when we are planning to take down our Christmas tree…. It’s only march

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

That’s hot

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

@holy_schnitt Simply could never. I’d say naurrrrr immediately

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

@cowboylike_meg OMG I LOVEEEE

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

@ all the straights I work with 😂

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur so beautiful 2 me

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Next tattoo scheduled teheehheheheh

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Sometimes I like to have really strong coffee at work for the thrill of feeling cracked out and confusing my co workers

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

Your monthly reminder that people can see if you look at their Instagram stories so once again all the dudes from my HS who are sending my stories to the ones who don’t follow me, you’re not slick 😂

[jacqueline fisher @jacquibackpack]

The lady doing my pedicure just looked at my feet and goes “very big” 😂😂