Jaclyn Sisselman

FiscalNote-NY. Tweets are 60% related to the Bachelor and 40% of my random thoughts.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

According to SCOTUS, women are more regulatable than guns.

If this doesn’t motivate you to vote in November, shame on you.

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

Rachel giving big Brooke Davis energy #TheBachelor

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

The location scout of @BachelorABC does not get enough credit..choosing an atrium where Clayton can hear the women sobbing and it continues to echo.. 👏bravo👏 #TheBachelor

[Maya Harris @mayaharris_]

And on the first day of #WomensHistoryMonth… #SOTU2022

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

russian efforts to “denazify” ukraine include russian rocket attack at babyn yar holocaust memorial site

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Every frame of @andersoncooper on @CNN NYE is a meme.

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

Working title for new holiday movie: How Omicron Stole Christmas

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

easily the most relatable episode of #Bachelorette ever… the most eligible bachelorette in country is ignored by 12 men because they wanted to play with each other. 👏men 👏 are 👏dumb👏

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

gotta love these super brave men standing up for their “freedom of choice” to get the covid vaccine 😂. it’s not religious or political…until we are talking about women’s reproductive rights! #AbortionRights #GetVaccinated

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

Joe leading his gang to tell off Brendan #BachelorInParadise

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

“love at the end of the rainbow” for tia #BachelorInParadise

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

Katie’s men this season #TheBachelorette

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

my mom asked me today if “NYC seems like it is ‘back?’” Well, a homeless man yelled profanities and threw his banana peel at me this morning...so you tell me mom?!

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

gotta find me a nice jewish husband who....

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

“The perfect man doesn’t exi—“ https://t.co/kkS1KR9kyn

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

*possible unpopular opinion* I love the side effects of the covid vaccine. As my arm hurts and fatigue sets in, I actually believe I can feel myself getting stronger and being become immune. It’s working. #CovidVaccine #JacGotTheVax

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

me currently...after I: show up to a my @delta flight 70 minutes early, wait in line to check my bag for 13 minutes and because it’s 57 minutes before the flight (not their 60) Delta won’t check my bag and I am forced to change my flight...

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

I used to bring tupperware to work to save the sandwiches from the production craft table so I could have a free dinner #RaiseTheWage #ConfessionsofaCBSpage

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

to the woman at my gate @EWRairport holding an unopened chewy bar just so you can take off your mask...we all see through you. you stink. #MaskUp

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

I will never get tired of seeing the PRESIDENT @JoeBiden jog 🏃

[Jaclyn Sisselman @jacsissel]

“We will be back in some form”...yes as a demon that will forever haunt my dreams.