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[sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl]

this how it feels to be lustful as a woman

[kat @yslnadi]

when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that he’s in love with me

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me allowing myself a few seconds of emotions before i gotta lock in

[latke @latkedelrey]

edie falco is so unbelievably good in this episode that it makes me nauseous

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

me when i discover a good tv show that came out 10 years ago with 9 seasons

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Loving a man is a humiliation ritual

[amanda @THECOOLISSUE]

the concept of not feeling romantically attracted to anyone anymore

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Dis one of da most violent images I ever seen

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[k @ysljennii]

STOP STROLLING IN THE CLUB. There, i said it!!!!!

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

how i’m feeling rn with 0% latino blood in my body

[aysia @aysiacchanell]

AND NO RING FOR YOU .@stefondiggs

[ʚɞ @haerinscode]

"Dios bendiga América" y comenzó a nombrar a TODO América

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

Me liking every single tweet about the Bad Bunny halftime show

[Pop ate my heart @POPATEEMYHEART2]

Lady Gaga and Bad Bunny, Super Bowl halftime (2026)

[The Gym Hashira 🇹🇹 @kye_the_kingz]

WE ALREADY GREAT MF