Jade the Obscure

#Sikh. Secular. Poet. Proud jattni. Unapologetically westernized. Don't call me 'Indian'.

[Jade the Obscure @jade_obscure]

@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo Lol … not a single person I know has been excommunicated or even worries about it. You’re a sad person who obsesses over hair & can’t be moral without picking lines from a book written hundreds of years ago, while gatekeeping who can call themselves a Sikh. 😂 You’re in a cult.

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo Eat your roti and meet up with your bros on Airport Road … all the brainwashing from Sikh youth camps has gone to your brain.

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo I hear your mom calling you to come eat your roti 😂 Time to get out of your man cave in the basement and go upstairs 😂

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo Patit is someone who took Amrit and then broke the requirements. Seriously, you are laughable.

“yo” - yeah - an undereducated, bad postured ‘Singh’ who wastes his time and money partying and then lecturing about hair 😂

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo These are recent developments - because Jats cut their hair, and they were also powerful in AT. So recent changes were made to try and keep them out.

Funny how you don’t disclose how recent these changes were. You’re well on your way to cult status … a pathetic way to live.

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo You are completely and utterly illiterate… like a programmed bot spewing out word salad. The only identity you have is adherence to your cultish views, being a hair-obsessive, and lecturing from your mom’s basement because you rdon’t like keeping kesh but feel that you must. 😂

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@ShiromaniAkali @vanillakitty9 @PunjabiPiccolo Lol no you don’t you absolute idiot. 😂 You have zero power to excommunicate - that’s not even a thing. You just made it up 😂

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo They demonize punjabi Sikh culture every chance they get - with so many false stereotypes and distinctions.

Then glorify the turban as if it makes them warriors. Lol … most of them look like strangers to exercise.

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo It’s sad to see young girls adopt the turban & then stress out over hair removal etc. When I was a teen/early twenties i had full on bangles and ankle bracelets and bling at punjabi events 😂 This is our culture - to enjoy life. And we went on to become Drs, lawyers etc.

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo They call us ‘westernized’ and ‘Punjabi’ at the same time 😂 which is it? Punjab is not in the west lol. Perhaps a logical thinking camp would have served them better than Sikh camp 😂

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo I blame the camps. Seriously, I’d rather send kids to punjab for a few weeks if that were a possibility rather than North American Sikh youth camps.

And women wearing turbans 😂. Parranda/hair adornments are part of our folk culture. These idiots … 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Harman_Gill46 @PunjabiPiccolo They prefered to be beheaded rather than convert to Islam. The rulers wanted CONVERSION. But you all are quite happy now hosting Muslims in our gurdwaras for no reason other than a photo-op.

I know my heritage. You Sikh camp diaspora millennials are truly confused.

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo They are young. The elder generation of keshdharis weren’t like this because they were connected with their culture and with the new culture too. They had depth and wisdom.

Also, 1984 genocide …immigrants after 1984 were identity conscious. But their kids are just confused.

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo I didn’t even know what a ‘Mona’ was until a few years ago 😭 My family has been on the west coast for over 70 years, built up gurdwaras etc. most ppl cut their hair, some didn’t. It wasn’t even an issue. No-one had interest in debating such petty issues.

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@vanillakitty9 @ShiromaniAkali @PunjabiPiccolo And they whine that Punjabi girls who trim their hair and wear makeup aren’t interested in them. Why should the girl be? It’s CLEAR that the girl is not religious.

But yet they are not interested in girls who keep kesh and facial hair. These idiots NEVER muse on that! 😂

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@NidhanSingb @Tarun0482773999 Um no … I have relatives who know his family. They are 100% Punjabi sikh Deol Jats … D married his daughters to PSJs in California.

And that’s not his father in the pic 🙄

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@jvalaaa You’re really trying to justify the superstition of keeping kesh with random quotes?

Most of us don’t keep kesh because 1. We don’t want to and 2. It’s not a requirement of being Sikh.

But keep trying to make yourselves feel better about following this cultish practice 😂

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@BlueBlistering I’ve had enough of these fuckers. Truly. They hate keeping kesh and resent people who don’t. They’ve been brainwashed into thinking that keeping hair gives them “strength” and now are in too deep to think of cutting it. It’s a cult at this point.

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@PunjabiPiccolo @ShiromaniAkali Because we don’t want to. We don’t like the way it looks (no, it doesn’t look like a ‘crown’ lol) & it’s a cultish superstition. We enjoy the different cultures we are part of, & work to reduce the negative aspects of each.

Whining as a result of a choice that you made is 😂