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[Jenni @hashjenni]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

The person who claims they don’t really like people, always seems to be really good at reading people. Maybe their ability to read people so well contributes to why they don’t like people so much. They see through all the BS 🤣

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

Had a girlfriend who was struggling with severe depression

She was telling me about her ADHD medications being swapped, a new depression med, also on birth control, talking about smoking weed to help with anxiety

I asked her when the last time she did a full detox was

She said “Well, I stopped smoking weed for a while back in-“

“No when is the last time you did a FULL detox. Brain on default settings, no substances or psychiatric medications”

A pause that felt like eternity later she said “I don’t think I’ve ever done that my entire adult life”

This is standard for a large chunk of Gen Z and Millennials. Not sure what to make of any of it.

[I am Father J @Iam_IamJR]

Calling Camilla the queen is like calling Twitter, X

Its their name but i aint calling them that

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

getting a man to do something I’m perfectly capable of doing.

[jade @jade_webbx]

I’m so embarrassed for KSI

[trish @ultragloss]

beckham documentary has me on the edge of my seat wondering what’s going to happen in a tournament that took place 25 years ago

[J Λ M Ξ S @jamesglynn]

the bed bugs arriving at st pancras station looking for the victoria line

[Nathan Connolly @NConnolly9]

💛🖤

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

A man who thinks he's a "woman," Anne Andres, entered the women's division of the Western Canadian Powerlifting Championships over the weekend. The result was a massacre. The second place finisher, an actual female, got a combined score across three lifts of 387 kilograms. "Anne" the man beat her by more than 200 kg — more than 400 pounds!

This isn't "equality" or "fairness." It's a sick joke to enable mentally ill cheaters to humiliate women.

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother🤗”
the baby brother: a 6ft tall 20 year old

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

Does Nadia genuinely believe it should be made legal to abort a healthy baby at 32-24 weeks? Is that what she is advocating for?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

[jade @jade_webbx]

This man is honestly the most disgusting human I’ve ever seen in my life

[Catherine @CatClarkejourno]

Stephen Bear this morning outside of Chelmsford Magistrates’ court

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I don’t know why I blamed Christmas for being fat. I was fat in July.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Nothing worse when you're trying to send a text and a cyclist bounces off your windscreen.