Jaded Old Cop

Many years on the job. All in a uniform and overnights. Opinions are my own and mostly satirical. Not monitored 24/7. Call 911 if you need help.

[Jaded Old Cop @jaded_cop]

@RealJamesWoods Fucking animals!

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@ModestyQueen19 Anthony fucking murdered someone. When it comes to self defense the force you use to defend yourself has to be proportional to the force used against you. You can’t stab someone during a during a shoving match.

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@PSDunderwear why don’t you make underwear with a fly. You’re cutting a huge demographic out by not doing so. No one who wears a duty belt it taking off to piss. We have to go through the fence not over it.

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@DrSquatchSoapCo I love your products but y’all have got to fix the shampoo & conditioner bottles. Maybe I’m just too weak but I shouldn’t need a vice grip so I can squeeze the bottle hard enough to get soap to come out.

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@Keir_Starmer England is a joke to the rest of the free world. You’ve gotten rid of free speach & lock people of for social media posts. You’re getting rid of trial by pears & locking more people up. And now you’re turning your county over to violent muslim terrorists.

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@escapefrommelos These two want to beat the shit out of each other. They’re just playing nice for the cameras.

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@GovStitt @POTUS You’re 1000% wrong about US citizens. We absolutely want every single illegal alien removed from the country. If they did not come into the US via legal process then they need to get the hell out!

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@NYCMayor “…issue relevant guidance…” I assure you, you commie puke, no one gives a wet shit what you say about it.

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@RepShriThanedar You need consequences for wearing that horrible wig. That miserable pile of fake shit on your head is so godawful, it's a fucking miracle it hasn't burst into flames from sheer embarrassment yet. Jesus Christ, it's like your stylist got drunk and puked a squirrel up there.

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@omaha_scanner WTH does he want us to do? “Excuse me miss, are you a hooker?” Imagine how that covo goes. And what resources is he referring to? There’s not much other than YWCA and that’s more for domestic violence. If she wants to be a hooker that’s none of his business.

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@POTUS @WhiteHouse so you’re going to “forgive” student loan debt!? What about those of us who buckled down, worked hard, and paid it off! What do we get!? This is bullshit!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump just posted this AI video of him dropping poop on Harry Sisson on Truth Social

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@MotorolaUS my agency recently switched to your Premier One Mobile Client dispatch system. I’ve been in law enforcement for almost 20 years and during that time we’ve had at least 4 different dispatch programs. Premier One is by far the worst. It’s straight up junk.

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@EricLDaugh He’s the President. He can do whatever wants with the Oval Office. That being said, it looks ridiculous. Gold in general is a horrible color and that’s waaaaau too much of it.

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@marklevinshow You must not understand the party. America First = Only America. Absolutely, under no circumstances should US tax payers have their hard earned money sent to foreigners. We don’t care how close any ally they are.

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@katiemillerpod @PamBondi @AGPamBondi “Separating hate speech from free speech.” Hard pass psycho. You sound like a lib-tard. All speech is free speech. If you don’t like it don’t listen. #firepambondi

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@bluestripe402 @omaha_scanner Come on, we both know it’ll be abused. The government is one of the most untrustworthy things there is. The public shouldn’t be forced to give up an ounce of privacy for security. I realize we don’t have an expectation of privacy in public. But being legal doesn’t make it right.

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@omaha_scanner At some point they’re going to begin asking the public for access to home & business CCTV so those can be used as part of the same surveillance program. It will be voluntary but people will probably sign up. Trading their freedom & anonymity for the promis of security.

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@omaha_scanner You heard that right. OPD is now using cameras which are all over the city monitoring the activities of the public. Soon it will be equipped with LPR (license plate readers) which use AI to read, track & log every plate they pick up. Eventually it will use facial recognition.

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@zerochills Karma is a bitch!