𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘.

❪ 🔞 ❫ ⠀𝐈'𝐌 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍, 𝙋͟𝙊͟𝙐͟𝙉͟𝘿͟𝙄͟𝙉͟𝙂 𝐌𝐘 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝙁𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙍 ׅ⎖ ˎˊ˗

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

ᅠ
ᅠ
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ (﹙˓ ☏ ˒﹚)
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒍 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒
⠀

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

𝑩𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑶𝑴 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑳𝑭 𝙀𝙍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝘾𝙏𝙎
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝗠͟𝗘.

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

Im sorry for dripping pond water everywhere

[✷𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑺𝑺✸ ˎˊ˗ @BullheadBrawler]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑨𝒀𝑬 , 𝑪𝑯𝑼𝑴𝑷 !
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝑰'𝑴 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑺𝑺 , 𝒀'𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹 ?
⠀⠀⠀𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻'𝑺 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑨 𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾 !
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑻 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🪙 #MVRP 🪙

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

Nobody would be having sex with me if it wasnt over the phone so they can't see me

[𝓢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙.ᐟ @BARDBEL0VED]

sex work is real work unlike being a knight

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

God asked me for 5 dollars today

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

// my monthly wave of missing Randy Jade

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

DO NOT!!!!! DO NOT GET INTO SEX WORK!!!! DONT DO IT!!!!!!!

[𝓢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙.ᐟ @BARDBEL0VED]

not a lot

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

Omg hiii!!!

[🥀. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ BRUTUS, BRUTUS, BRUTUS, BRUTUS! ❦ @JELLIEDWRATH]

|| NOT CANON

" Holy shit thats my old hb "

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

I don't agree with Mr Beast morally but if I saw him on the street I would beg and beg and beg

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

// Yeah

[𝓢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙.ᐟ @BARDBEL0VED]

//hound did you log back into Randy just to retweet that

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

I got to eat one slice of cold pizza today

[𝓢𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙙.ᐟ @BARDBEL0VED]

I am a friend to all prostitutes

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

My life is so pointless that God Himself is actually trying to smite me

[the evil November system account now @classcrockstuff]

I hate everybody but you, & it won't ''get better soon''.

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

I had a seizure on the street and the mayor spat on me

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

I wouldn't say jt makes me feel *better*...

[C𝛼n you p𝛼y 𝛼††୧n†ion †o ୧v୧ryon୧ †h𝛼† cri୧s? @TAKE0NESELF]

✿Is that what you tell yourself to feel better?✿

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

... 💦

Yeah. Sorry, man. It's... It's a rough world, yknow? Aa- and-- there are already too many people, so..
Sometimes we get.. left behind. I- I guess.

[C𝛼n you p𝛼y 𝛼††୧n†ion †o ୧v୧ryon୧ †h𝛼† cri୧s? @TAKE0NESELF]

✿.... Ha.

Ha ha ha... Fuck. That must be what I sound like... That must be why nobody listens to me.

I lost my job, I lost the one guy I started to care about, I'm homeless, and I have to get up and keep going because I can't die... I do sound like that. Shit.✿

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

Could still probably recite every album besides maybe the newest one

[𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘. @jadedhotline]

https://t.co/yeUd8fYysy

I haven't listened to Neck Deep in 199 years bc I was big into them in school so listening to them just reminds me of how cringe I was in school