Jade

[jA$$ @jasminjames_]

I can’t even believe I am making this post🤦🏾‍♀️ But it’s imperative Mingle UK and their abysmal security are held accountable. On Sunday 13th July I was assaulted by a man at “Jam Fest”. There is an open case so I cannot detail the perpetrators as it stands. However I want to -

[Giovanni. @DonavanGiovanni]

He asked my what’s my favorite fruit i said APPLE PAY �

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"

me :

[Megan Hitt @meganhitt1]

This is actually how I feel right now

[Grace @graceyldn]

The final scene of Saltburn

[⁺ ⋆˚ m ⁺ ⋆˚ @itsjustmemohit]

jigsaw: in front of you are two bell peppers. one cures you from the poison running through your body and one turns you into a gorilla. choose wisel-

me:

[“no more mutants” @snikiwe_]

All-time fav 😂

[Sims 🇨🇩 @leizenomis]

Everyone on the tl after David Cameron reappeared on Downing Street

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

I asked homeless people if it’s a lifestyle choice

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

'Should we have a wee blast of the heating?'

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Stacey Slater’s granddaughter is named after Charli XCX

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 @KryssyLaReina]

Me behind him after he just told me to chill out:

[Dean @deannotsimon]

Not Wilko 😢

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

9 year old me: *breathes*

Wii Fit:

[I Don't Know Her @I_Dont_Know_Her]

I can't believe I've never seen this