juicyjade 🍭

insta: jade_2199 USMC Vet 🇺🇸

[juicyjade 🍭 @jadelasage]

I love the camera.

[Retiredtina @bradentbh]

When someone asks what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a URL

[TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼 @TheMMAlien]

This is what mastering your craft looks like

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

I would like to announce that I am homophobic until normal gay people develop the balls to condemn this behavior and ban it from their events.

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

When a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[juicyjade 🍭 @jadelasage]

Looks like she’s joining WWE 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

JoJo Siwa teases her rebrand:

“I was a bad girl, I did some bad things”

[JJ @jjoshie0138]

gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s rachel weisz in the mummy

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

gays trying to play fortnite today with their lady gaga skins

[juicyjade 🍭 @jadelasage]

My Uber driver was ina trance from being so scared. I was screaming to drive. I looked outside the window and I honest to God couid see the solar flares on FIRE! I was in such disbelief that everything in the world was silenced. I couldn’t hear anything and all I could think was

[mani 🦋 @manieview]

He takes Zendaya very seriously like he don’t play 😭😭😭

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[jada tae ♰ @jshauntaee]

the real flower girls love more than just roses !

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[juicyjade 🍭 @jadelasage]

Why is flying so expensive 😭

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

My Problem is I want to be treated like this 24/7
https://t.co/lNb9esIYn6

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

The best christmas song of all time and it’s not even close