Jade

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Me the last time Me watching
the @Mariners vs. them clinch
made the playoffs today

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Taco Bell: try this new thing

Me: what is it

TB: does it matter

Me: no I'll take 3

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Jade @jademsimons]

When someone refers to my unborn child as “their baby” 🚩🚩🚩

[Jade @jademsimons]

Me when I’m having a great time out in public

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience. Question, what do these things all have in common?

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

*new music by my chemical romance drops*

me:

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

Boy I just know Nick Cannon got a busy ass day today Lmaoooo

[Jade @jademsimons]

nothing screams teacher appreciation more than receiving a zip lock bag of old Valentine’s Day chocolate

[this isnt the krusty krab @RealPattyWap]

They were the Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson of my time - but also the Kourtney and Travis and somehow the MGK and Megan Fox as well.

[Dave Smith @redletterdave]

This exchange continues to haunt me

[ZA @vvsdolly]

wtf......

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

When I was a kid I thought the long vampire fangs were hollow and had holes in the end that they drank blood through like straws

[latke @latkedelrey]

fantastic breasts and where to find them

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

fleetwood mac implies the existence of fleetwood dennis, fleetwood charlie, fleetwood dee, and fleetwood frank