jade

when life hands you free nachos, you don't question it

[blue @bluewmist]

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

ok i take it all back. corporate pride was good

[peter @arabatman_]

being insane should at least burn calories

[⚓️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️Spicy🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️⚓️ @SpicyMcCall44]

Hear me out……

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

Imagine hating me and I’m over here picking up objects with my toes.

[Lauren @libralaur]

I’ll share my location with a squirrel Idgaf

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

I love being close to a bathroom. What a safe feeling 🚽

[Kate Rietema @KateRietema]

My cousin found this and I think it’s the most delightful thing I’ve seen all week.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

everyone loves me very much. they do not hate me and they are not mad at me

[erica @ericanextdooor]

you’re telling me mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo