Jade Bee

mildly unhinged •NWMSU Alum• #eatbeef

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

I have decided fuck is my most commonly used word and honestly, I’m okay with that

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship

[Garvey @TheMainGuy_]

@mazzypopstar This is still frying me

[☁️Swiftie Sports Center @SwiftieESPN]

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

me

[kay @kayfyc]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

@magjack17 This is a revolutionary idea. I would be in heaven😂

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

@chillextremist Bobbi Jo

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

I support women’s rights but I also support women’s wrongs so go crazy sis

[Josh Weed @The_Weed]

One of the more surprising things I’ve learned in my years as a marriage and family therapist is that pets are more than just “man’s best friend”—most families see them as *actual* members of the family system.

The thing that finally made me see it clearly was grief.
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[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

Starting a petition to change the name of Worcestershire sauce. I literally do not care what we change it to either. I just want to be able to pronounce it so I’m open to suggestions.

[lauren @winonaddict]

me the second I see one crunchy leaf on the ground

[emily may @emilykmay]

The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

43 more days until Autumn

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

@eichstadt_jay From my neck of the woods!

[Jade Bee @jadewilbourne]

Do at least one thing every day that scares your friends and family💖