If mileage of your car/bike is dropping, it may be because of any of the following:
you are anti national
you are Muslim
you didn’t vote for Modi Ji
your car is possessed by Nehru’s ghost
But Ethanol fuel definitely has nothing to do with it.
#socallednitingadbadi#pmmodi
🚨 BREAKING NEWS
India has BLASTED the house of Lashkar-e-Taiba terrorist Farooq Ahmed Teedwa, a resident of Narikoot Kalaroos, Kupwara (North Kashmir).
— Farooq is currently in Pakistan, working with the Pakistan Army.