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I do birthday parties and funerals

[Wes Moore @iamwesmoore]

President Bone Spurs will do anything to get out of walking – even if that means spouting off more lies about the progress we’re making on public safety in Maryland.

Hey Donald, we can get you a golf cart if that makes things easier. Just let my team know.

[Wes Moore @iamwesmoore]

Did Donald Trump, the President of the United States, lie about an injury to dodge the Vietnam draft?

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Diez llamadas perdidas a las 4am, me ibas a invitar a desayunar o qué

[NiggaRumbles @Niggarumbles]

Habeshi uncle slaps tf out of little girl

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

am i crazy or was this the best summer ever?? i watched so many funny instagram reels and on top of that tiktoks

[folake aina @f0lake]

i take the responsibility of being in someone’s close friends very seriously. idc if u not spilling tea… im not telling a single soul you had that grilled cheese for lunch. FBI couldn’t waterboard it out of me

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

whenever i start crying i cry for everything that has ever happened to me

[nyjah and millions ••••• @NyjahMikami]

i hate when niggas call me queen, i am 22 years old boy i am a bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[marz @aestheadache]

when people tell me about their physical insecurities like woahh i never noticed before but yea i totally see it now

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

she hates Millie Bobby Brown man that’s so funny

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

“You dodged a bullet” ok and maybe I wanted to get shot. Ever consider that

[lily @swanlbs]

I fucking hate that picture of einstein sticking his tongue out

[💌 @jadynbaileyy]

Bro came up to my car and said “do I look fly? Rate my fit”😭😭😭