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here for the shits & giggles, also wanna heal the world… tek time.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

I like to call it, shenanigans.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

what's it called when i want a fwb but it's exclusive and kinda romantic, and DON'T say a relationship!

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@nashavellz LOOOOOOOL I thought I was dramatic you got me beat 😂

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@nashavellz I think I misunderstood & you meant like ever in life, but I took it as currently lol.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

If any of these things are that big of a deal that you can’t find middle ground, you accept that you’re incompatible.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

What happens if you like onions in food but your partner doesn’t?

You like sleeping with lights on and your partner doesn’t?

You enjoy pressing the paste from anywhere but your partner hates it?

You are clingy but your partner isn’t?

You love PDA and your partner doesn’t?

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@miss87parker I think that sounds fine tbf, it’s your comfortability that matters most so if you like it that is it!

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@miss87parker Think about it, what do the studs wear? 😂 I think I recall seeing a few floral/pastel pants suits at my dad’s wedding.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

There was this one guy, I wanted him dead so I was on a mission to give him bun til his heart stopped.

[PLUTO🦂 @__bellad0nna]

You ever date someone and be like “yeah i see why everyone cheated on you”? Some ppl are meant to b cheated on idk.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Just looking at pictures of the 2nd set is triggering me actually, it’s very overstimulating.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand liking the lifeless look

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@bobbyleeswagga The problem is I wanna lay down 😢

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Falling asleep standing up 🤦🏽‍♀️

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@bobbyleeswagga After that radio stunt, I agree 100% 😂

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Allez le bleus 🇫🇷

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Every time I wake up, nauseous. Eat, nauseous. Shower, nauseous. Exist, nauseous. I’ve had enough.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

I used to be like this until I was dealing with someone I actually wanted to send them to 😅

[pluto @dirtymoneypres]

“send nudes” just break up with me it’s okay👍😭

[💎 @jaeduhx]

@matthewfarrow19 I didn’t know that, I’m guessing a lot less than the drinks tho.

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Unfortunately full fat tastes more refreshing & has the superior fizz. Also, diet & zero usually have aspartame.

[raye ☆ @rayelvrr]

why would anyone drink normal coke when theres sugar free ones

[💎 @jaeduhx]

I love pens actually, keeps it unpredictable & exciting.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: Penalty shootouts are brutal. Is there a better way to settle tied games? A fairer way? A more fitting test of skills?

We asked our writers and this is what they think the World Cup can steal from other sports: https://t.co/r4KfBlk4e1

[💎 @jaeduhx]

Promised to fry these people some dumplings from before the heatwave, now I finally have to do it 😔

[💎 @jaeduhx]

It’s not the best, but it’s safe & reliable. Even if it’s not on the menu it’s still easy to make & the ingredients are usually there.

[nico 🏁 🇧🇦 @bombdiggy__]

Pina colada is honest the best mocktail / cocktail