Jacob

Composer | Your friendly neighborhood pasty white he/him 🌹

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

Hey twitter, I'm excited to share my newest composition, now out on youtube! Titled "Springtide's Dawn".
https://t.co/usyJFLtVkV

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

Pass term limits.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Overturn Citizens United.

[Anakin Skywalker @JediSlayer455]

September 1, 2007
App State | Michigan

We drove 9 1/2 hrs from Boone, NC to Ann Arbor, MI on 4 tickets and a prayer.

Took all the smoke for the body paint.
Took 2 beers down the back as Corey Lynch blocked the GW FG.

All to witness the greatest upset in CFB history.

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

Caleb Hearon’s evil twin

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The chief of staff for a top Republican official in Alaska has been indicted for sex trafficking children.

Officials believe there may be at least 12 minors who were victims of his operation.

[chase @_chase_____]

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

Zohran’s wife? You mean the composer of the game of thrones main theme?

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

I swear my cat was bioengineered in a lab to always step on my balls when I’m laying down

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

Jim staring at the wall art like:

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

They don’t make white boys like this anymore

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

Me: I’m ready for a third if you are
Ash: In what way????!?
Me: ……..a third cat

[Errai @errai]

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own

Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man

Friend 2: vessel alert

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

Exactly this. This is what we need to continue fighting for until a free Palestine

[Training Camp Jenny 🏈 @ncsujen]

There is a mixed group of CAR/MIA fans in a row just ahead of us and they brought paper bags and switch off who has to wear it based on which team scored last

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

@takeme2urlieder Mine is “ya’ll”

[໊ @faewings]

strawberry finch 🍓

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The white community would like to congratulate druski on his whiteface, he knocked that shit out of the park

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you think there is anything Christian about inflicting pain and cruelty and torment on poor families like this, then I don't know what to say to you.

[Jacob @jaegermilfer]

@fool26034072 Dw we can burn a little girl at the stake as a sacrifice and that will surely solve everything