Jaesa

all views are not my own!!! I personally take ownership of NOTHING tweeted by this account (she/her)

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

the only sentence i really need to learn before attending gaulier this summer

[katie @katefeetie]

going to Canada for the first time and Duolingo is making sure I’m prepared in case I want to start dating again while I’m there

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@patmoy95 it’s an illness that needs to be diagnosed

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

i thought i found the loml but it turns out i just watched a hot man perform well in a comedy show again

[Caroline Cianci @carolinnycianci]

“No injuries ? Ok ya let’s do it”

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

devastated to discover the guy my roommate has been stressing over for months looks like a knock off matt rife

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@sloopkenp thank you for your service

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@dootydootster wait babe what? since when

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@dootydootster “forwarded to my inbox” babe i texted it to you

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@sloopkenp haha SAME ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

oh no dude i think there’s something wrong with your baby. it’s face looks like a black heart emoji on every photo i see of it

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

i should be able to look up how tall my Work Crush is on his linkedin

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

getting the zoomies after IT fixes the issue i had with our company surveymonkey account

[asha @ashatellslies]

the stuff i say on here be flopping but in the office they be eating it up

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

i hope mine and my roommates periods stay in sync when she’s in Paris

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@itsrayjay @jojikoons hey joji can i talk to u for a sec

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

@itsrayjay look into a mirror next time u say that

[Jaesa @jaesarogers]

the roommate and i are having irreconcilable differences 😔 (she is lying about which one of us has trench foot because she’s insecure)