#1 kendall

old timey ghost

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

@cocteautwi

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Hi. Everyone needs to read this. Immediately.

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

They say he's fat

[โบนัสเป็นแม่แมว @Bonusiie]

อะไรเป็นเหตุผลให้รับแมวตัวนี้มาเลี้ยง

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

I’ve written in a 5-year journal every day for the last 5.5 years because patton oswalt tweeted a pic of his

[soph @sophistsdismay]

every time theres discourse on twitter about veganism it just makes it abundantly clear that so many libs/leftists just feel uncomfortable with not being ethically right about something

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

I’m inventing fluxoric.... it means when things change in an amazing way. let's spread the word..... oxford dictionary you are about to be fluxoric

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

FLUORIC is the longest word whose letters form a perfectly evenly spaced set in the alphabet

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

who's this white lady

[FILMY MAGUIRE (ʷᵃⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᴰᵘⁿᵉ ³) @FilmyMaguire]

I wish @letterboxd did the change posters thing for non patrons for Oscar best picture nominees this year

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

@noeleyle didn’t think it was!

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

allll love but let's be conscious of using "females" and "men" in the same sentence

[noeleyle @noeleyle]

gabi in her book mentioned how females in figure skating are required to spend hours on makeup and hair while men aren't expected to do anything. female dancers get up at 3 am on practice day yet their male partners get up 20 mins before departure.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

daughter and I just spent an incredible afternoon looking down on mother together. exchanging meaningful glances, agreeing she can't reason as we do... it's times like these I legit consider saving daughter from mother's fate

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

“We like to pack coffee and a few sandwiches and spend the day out here watching the ore ships get loaded.”

Marquette, Michigan

[Reductress @Reductress]

Pretty Good Love Song Ruined by Mention of Blue Eyes: https://t.co/pYXSEBo13L

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

throw me up there. why the h not!

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

this is gonna be a shit show

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

@ActuallyBryn exactly its not every day but its quittttte often

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

this is happening to me verrrrrry often

[水江未来 @MIRAI_MIZUE]

Let's take a look inside the pupa.

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

this was the only sticker i had on my macbook in college which i may have truly never remembered until this photo

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

i understand what it’s saying but i always read this bumper sticker as anti farm & anti food

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

@ImEricPitz ermmmm.... english please?!!!!

[#1 kendall @sloopkenp]

need to catch him in my big butterfly net