Jeff Aeschliman

Oregon native. All things soccer/fly-fishing/music. PNW diehard.

[Stumptown Footy @StumptownFooty]

Full Time: Timbers 1 - 2 Austin FC

Just a horrid performance from Portland tonight. A real lack of intensity and urgency for the first ~60 minutes, and ultimately undone by a horror-show at the back after clawing themselves back into the match.

Awful loss at home. #RCTID

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

For Casey Cep, Jason Isbell's “Something to Love" is a lullaby and love letter for summer. https://t.co/rZWRse9gCj

[POLITICO @politico]

Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals Service tells AP https://t.co/KBiwsnTJfW

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

There are days when I feel as an American like a passenger in a plane being piloted by a 6-yr-old. You're strapped in your seat, as the plane dives and weaves crazily, and all you can do is hope and pray that it lands safely.

[Portland Timbers @TimbersFC]

FINN SURMAN HAS SCORED AT THE WORLD CUP

[Stu Holden @stuholden]

Tyler Adams leads all midfielders at the World Cup in Challenges Won (20) and Passes Intercepted (22).

Machine. #USMNT

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

#USMNT
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[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The world will be watching 👀

#FIFAWorldCuThe world will be watching 👀

#FIFAWorldCup

[SoccerAmerica @socceramerica]

And the call on Telemundo. Goooooool!!!

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Wemby’s gonna need to go to a Nepalese mountain ashram with Tommy Lee Jones from MIB to get his head right after that.

[Jeff Aeschliman @jaeschliman]

Blazers can legit play with the Spurs for a half. Maybe a little more. But not a full game. #ripcity

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Hegseth seems to think that the role of the media is to become like Fox: uncritically pushing Trump regime propaganda and cheerleading for the government 24/7.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A certifiably insane sadistic madman is threatening to nuke an entire civilization tonight and the daydrunk white nationalist war crimes apologist frat bro he put in charge of the world’s most powerful military has fired anyone in the chain of command who would have said no.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Was the point of Trump’s speech tonight to show the nation how badly he’s deteriorated with more slurred, low energy, incoherent, nonsensical rambling?

If so, mission accomplished.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I just think having the name Markwayne should be a disqualifier.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The fact that Hegseth feels the need to attack the press after every question shows how deeply insecure and unhinged he is. His TV studio with soft lighting, his makeup, hype videos, barring photographers from briefings - his sole obsession is how he is portrayed to the public.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue: “War-a-Lago,” by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers

[State Farm @StateFarm]

The king has been crowned. 👑

Congrats to @Dame_Lillard on taking home the 2026 State Farm NBA 3-Point Contest title!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Sure, child sex trafficking is bad.

But did you know the Dow is doing well?

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

MAGA, at the alternative Super Bowl halftime show remember to sing along to Kid Rock:

“Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage, see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory”

A patriotic song about pedophilia and child rape - totally on brand!