Jennifer May, PT, DPT

Dog Mama. Cleveland born & raised. Florida living. CSU ‘17. FGCU DPT ‘20. Opinions are my own. 🎀♈️📷 she/her/hers

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Maybe it’s because of my cardiac arrest, but I don’t understand why patients get upset when I say their symptoms are due to aging. 95% of what I diagnose is because we get old. I always bring it up as delicately as possible, but like do you know how lucky you are? I see patients in their 80s and think, “man I hope I get there one day.” So many things in this world can kill you. You’ve beaten the odds. Honestly, congratulations, you’re old.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

For the first time in months my email inbox is empty of unread emails. The amount of junk is unreal, I can barely find the important ones! I need a personal assistant just to unsubscribe from all the crap my email address has been signed up for & products I’ve never heard of.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Ya know, if we just all stop using social media then the people in charge won’t be able to influence us the way they do.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Things that don’t make sense to me: a full face of makeup at an outdoor kids birthday party when the temperature is a real feel of 98° with water slide.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Morning gym sessions on a Saturday are bullshit 😴😠

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Hey Twitter, haven't been on in months. Here's what is new: I have a full time job in outpatient PT and am LOVING IT. We are having "cooler" days in Florida, cool enough to open the windows (big deal!) & New grad life is exhausting and amazing. I'm busy, I'm tired, I'm happy.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

@Jessica__QK My heart swooned at this. You deserve pants off dance off parties with wine and lots of loud fun music with crystals and candles all around.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

@YusraIftikhar YES. But I have several of each because I am a sweater/sweatshirt/hoodie addict

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Shout out to @Riyad_Mohamed who just couldn't live without me so he wrote my name on the ballot and I'm now the Nominating Committee Chair for @FPTASSOC EPSIG 😂 Make friends that push you forward when you are trying to ride the bench, its better for you.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Happy Wednesday. I'm annoyed. That is all.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

In job interviews and college admissions, we focus too much on what candidates have accomplished, and too little on what obstacles they've overcome.

The true measure of people's potential is not the height of the peak they've reached, but how far they've climbed to get there.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

“Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth.”

QUACK. QUACK. QUACK. #TheMightyDucks

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

https://t.co/q5ofho1ZFP

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

99.9% of the time I LOVE knowing everything I know about anatomy, physiology, medicine, etc. — .01% of the time I am sad because I know the prognosis for some really sucky diagnoses too and if I didn’t I could be blissfully ignorant. — knowing is better, it just can be sad too.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

@RhiannonBship Yes! I was even told by a professor in PT school that I should go on to get my MD. You have to decide what type of patient care you want to provide & the provider you want to be. Each role has pros/cons. I’ve considered PA instead of MD now that I already have DPT.

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

Thursday Mood 😍

[Jennifer May, PT, DPT @jafarmay28]

I feel muted. I feel that I have things to express but am unable to do so because of the current narrative in our country. I fear upsetting someone. I am angry that our “cancel” culture prevents me from expressing myself & that someone may misinterpret what I say. I feel muted.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

what is the most complicated topic on planet earth and why is it neck anatomy