Andy Fryer

Writer/Director/Star of Jaffle McSnaffle: A Life. Lapsed Runner. Hobby Cyclist.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

I have lost my Tile Pro keyfinder before I can activate it.
#irony

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

I'm just going to come out and say it: sling bags are the modern day equivalent of the bum bag (or fanny pack, depending on your geography). They're similarly ubiquitous, seemingly practical, and essentially naff.

[Jo Hopkins @JoHopkins2]

To all the professionals in the film, television, theatre, entertainment, and arts world, post a photo of you in your job. Just a picture, no description. The goal is to flood social media with our profession. Copy text and post a pic. #SaveTheArts

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

My wonderful wife is doing 10km a day for 30 days to raise money for Cancer Research. She's just completed day 17 (in this heat!), which makes for a running total of 170km, which is 106 miles, which is FOUR marathons. Blimey.

If you can spare a few quid:

https://t.co/cIE22C5zuM

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Hermesparcels You had my parcel (id 1627874251266281) for 40 days. I spent hours of my time chasing for updates. You've offered me 20% discount on my next order...worth about £1.
You also used someone else's name on the email to me.
So you've just lost a "valued" customer.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Hermesparcels Since you cannot deliver it or return it, I conclude that you have lost the parcel. Therefore please refund the cost of sending and compensate me for the value of the parcel.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Hermesparcels Have you lost parcel 1627874251266281? You accepted it on 1st Feb and have failed to deliver it multiple times. On 22nd Feb I instructed you to return it to me. You have not. On 2nd Mar you asked for 2 days to search the depot and would email me. You have not.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@claire_brewer xxxx ❤ xxxx

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

Alternatively, there must be an EPIC badge for this.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Garmin @GarminUK
I think you need to take a look at the Floors Climbed feature on the #vivoactive3...

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Proud and amazed to have been elected a Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature last night, but today am still trying to work out what the fuck Boris Johnson is actually saying.

[BBC Writers @bbcwritersroom]

Tomorrow, Weds 26 June, is #NationalWritingDay! Events are popping up right across the UK. Find out what’s happening near you by visiting https://t.co/wHgSHKhHRf and follow @writeday for updates. Everyone has a story to tell – what’s yours?

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

So, apparently Christmas Day was pretty stressful.
And I was asleep for two hours in the afternoon.

[8ball T-shirts @8balltshirts]

When you wanna wipe out half the galaxy and the only person who supports you is your Nan.

#SundayMorning #SundayThoughts #InfinityWar #knitting

[Jacqueline @JacquiDurbin]

Very happy and proud to part of IRESS Foundation

[Ferran Adrià @ferranadria]

Despedimos un año en el que hemos presentado junto a @CaixaBank la guía Food&Beverage en Barcelona, Sevilla, Vigo, Coruña, Santiago, Lugo, Logroño y Madrid. #foodandbeverage #caixabanksapiens

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Bascule_Rascule At least the sprouts weren't cooked days ago and curried.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@elreiss I would venture to suggest that you deserve it.

[Andy Fryer @jafflemcsnaffle]

@Bascule_Rascule I have no recollection of mine.