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[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

omg this is just like that time in Jennifer’s Body

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@EmilyBregel This man was a menace to the girls at the club I worked at. None of us were surprised to find out about this when it happened

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@ariadotwav this is crazy

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@El_Minajesty95 @FilmUpdates So do you wanna explain then, or did you just want to use a slur to call the people who aren’t chronically online ‘stupid’ ?

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

“i love working” okay Propaganda Priestly

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@R0SYLNS Juror #2, The great, the menu, X-men, skins, and a million more

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@weeniestwee @Xanaxretard2 Nicole Rafiee made a good YouTube video about this a few months ago

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@artvsolace @dayasmatcha I was soooo uncomfortable when the characters were laughing about that. Half the people in the theater laughed too and I was like ????? Did yall comprehend what she said????

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@JacobsmeyerAJ @dayasmatcha No seriously! When she said “Emma got me fired” I was like uhhhh no bitch you got yourself fired for not responding to anyone, how are you gonna blame Emma for that

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@katiopolis I relate HARD to more of your tweets than I have anyone else’s. Like it’s really banger after banger. I love your mind lmao

[🅱️eowri @meowri]

seal twt witness the cocktails I made

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

big day of repenting for me 👍

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@elonmusk can I have $10,000

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@casinobonusguy @wisepissmage watch out everyone, we got miss huge tits over here

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@roaaarts @rapednamgyu @wisepissmage maybe don’t speak on “most” women’s bodies idk you clearly don’t know enough

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@deftonefr @wisepissmage pick-me ass comment

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

18.2/5 GIGS???!!!!?!!?!??!!!!!! tf am i supposed to do with this

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

Who up jacking they box

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

it would be easier to get my iud replaced in fucking prison this is absurd

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

@YourHomieStuart You lookin for parents or are you the dad and the mouse in this scenario