a humble representative of the rumi regime

i am garenteed by the full faith and credit of the United States Goverment

[a humble representative of the rumi regime @rumrumdiggy]

Hey guys, can you please stop texting the group chat? You’re interrupting Wonderwall.

[★ @corpseinorbit]

@AdamWillia44897 Oswald didn't shoot JFK, of course, but if he had? Take that man to the county fair. He shot 2 people 8 times with 3 bullets, hanging off the window ledge by his goddamn toenails. Get that motherfucker a trophy and a big stuffed panda

[松永マグロ @Maguro_Maznaga]

アメリカのクソデカい山、好き

[donaldparkinson🇵🇸 @donaldp1917]

Kinda shit I feel today

[Erin @ErinDuboisTrans]

maoism is when chinese people do good things and dengism is when chinese people do bad things #dialecticaltwt

[druscilla penny @xXssickboyyXx]

hoppin in the jag but actually it’s a waymo

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

(Leaning forward and giving her the ole doe eyes) anyway tell me more about your ethnic group

[boss @boss_on_here]

Gotta have that snow, and wind gusts too!

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

All US TV stations playing this on repeat when a coup starts

[a humble representative of the rumi regime @rumrumdiggy]

I don’t have any credit card or student loan debt but I have 100000000 hours of sleep debt and than p much equal in terms of life ruin

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Everything is lowke okay or going to be. And will continue to get even better than you could imagine

[zynsoc 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇨🇳🏭⚙️⛓️‍💥 @zynsoc]

Type shit we’re gonna build in Kansas one day

[Cultural Revolution OTD 1976 @GPCR50]

21/10/75 Meeting the American delegation, Mao double-takes at the height difference between Kissinger and his very tall wife, pointing and grinning.

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

Most attractive male hobbies

1. Collecting scrap metal

[Morgan @morganabana_]

someone's after me bro I'm telling you

[official cart surgeon @jagerb0ng]

Who up jacking they box

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

i love male homes bc it’s like oh well this is my roommate’s box of sticks and leather scraps. he needs them for his Projects

[Commuincation Globale 🇵🇸 @yay_meristinoux]

The best part about learning American history is realising so many US states are essentially uninhabitable disease-ridden hellholes best conducive to feudal forms of sovereignty, only made modern by the power of FDR's hydraulic despotism.

[a humble representative of the rumi regime @rumrumdiggy]

HOT OFF THE PRESS: EXPLOSION AND FIRE AT THE EL SEGUNDO OIL REFINERY IN LOS ANGELES!!!